This is fiction. But it is based...

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

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Ebola-chan daisuki!

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Commission Status: FULL

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Raging inhibitionist.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I came here to chew bubblegum and ship ponies, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I like FiM, Star Wars, and Tarantino

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I am a reviewer for visual media and games I enjoy doing reviews if you would like me to review a book let me know when the book is complete and I will review it as I would any other media I review

space is a waste

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

A frequent pegasus who posts infrequent stories.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

What a beautiful Sunset.

All my things are horse things!