Welcome to the cum zone

I am never serious.

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

A 27 year old Brony with Asperger's syndrome who enjoys ponies, kaiju, video games, history, animals and a few other things.

This is fiction. But it is based...

A female brony with a love for FlutterDash and a passion for writing.

I think that I'm Tom Cruise

A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Social pariah like you've never seen before.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

I'm a Soldier stationed in Fort Hood. I'm an aspiring writer/artist and am currently working on a Master's in Psychology.

A phantom of shadows and darkness that wander this site in search of Spike fanfics. May the darkness be with you.

Another one bites the dust.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

irresistible

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!