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Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

okay now kiss!

Stay a while and enjoy your time.

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Somewhat active

And with that...

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

I don't normally write fanfiction, but when I do, it's FiM. ...seriously this is the only fanfiction I've ever written. Thanks for hanging out!

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I'm male, in my twenties, and a big fan of good stories.