22 | Male | one sharky boi | I play a lot of racing games and make horse smut now i guess

Yes! I know that I have the transparent bacground on my profile pic, too lazy to change it, lol

Welcome to the cum zone

who me

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Always looking to learn and enhance my craft as well as share in the fandom fun.

I am a rockstar!

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Everyone's perverted old sister! (Now back from hiatus!)

Brony, Gamer, Titanic Enthusiast, Bowler, and Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Serenity Now.

I hope you have a good day, every single day. (Also accepting commissions.)

Writer of Fillies doing lewd things and Ponies doing cute things. People seem to dig that stuff around here. Commission Status

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Just someone who has way too much time on their hands, so they write about ponies! Gotta pass the time somehow when you're truckin'.

Commissions are now open!

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

There was a moral in that, somewhere. (Commissions & Patreon)

Buttery waifu is best waifu.

Selling out has never felt so dirty. (Patreon!)

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

God, I'm so sorry.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

I tried so far... and got so hard... but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Patreon)

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Write what you like, and like what you write. || Klamnei's Ko-fi (Tip Jar)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

...Am I blocking your view, mortal?

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Who wants chicken nuggets?

Shut up. Just write.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

Stay tuned for more updates... someday!