I think that I'm Tom Cruise

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

"You think you know me..."

A fellow traveler...

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

loves tiaras.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

All aboard! Next stop, Equestria!

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

A Follower's alt account. An alt of an alt, I guess you could say.

If you are enjoying my stories, I thank you. Nothing means quite as much to me as someone really appreciating what I put out into the world. So, from the bottom of my heart... Thank You.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

space is a waste

Unicorn Developer

Are you ready, kids?

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

A Day in the Life

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Retired, but I still check in.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Just a guy that writes fan fiction from time to time.

Dead as a doornail since 2014