Baguette eh

I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.

Closing the account. Because boring/dumb.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Just your average Nine Inch Nails fan who occasionally writes horsewords and reviews.

I don't go on here anymore, but I don't want to bother the mods into deactivating my account.

I am a fan of fanfiction

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Coming to you live from inside my twisted mind!

List of names past: Dovahbrony, Dragonborn of Steel, The Son of Sparda, The Chosen Undead, and Joshua Hawke

Unicorn Developer

My Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3494941

Our army grows. Join us in the glory for the mother-sponge.

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Rainbowbob is love, Rainbowbob is life

HI I'M QUEEN TACO! Some many know me from fanfiction, da, youtube, e.t.c so now I'm on fimfiction. RAWR! Let the randomness proceed!

Oui oui baguette! Honhonhonhon!

Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?

There ain't no rakes on the grape train!

Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.

it's been a while, hasn't it?

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Horse Words!

I will consume your ashes.

Book. Cover. Yadah yadah.

Gods I'm so bored.

I read more than what I draw and draw more than what I write.

I go all out to change my fate, just like a mercenary earning his cash

I wish I could write, I wish I could draw, I wish I could play. Unfortunately against my might, it is not my forte. So I sit here among my own defeat, knowing I could never match or join the great.

I hereby welcome you to the other side of sanity.