I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Get On The Ball!

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

BAD TOUCH!

Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?

Are you ready, kids?

Our army grows. Join us in the glory for the mother-sponge.

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.