I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.
Doctor of particle physics who enjoys the technicolor cathorses. :P Co-wrote No Longer Displaced and No Longer Alone with Sober.
Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.
Ph.D. in procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.
The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.
Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.
“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”
Good at starting giant ideas. Bad at (a) finishing and (b) thinking of finishable things, but hoping to improve.
If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
This is for the ones who dream/ Foolish as they may seem. [No longer active]
A Christian nerd; probably the only guy you ever met who wanted the Larrymobile to be transformed by the All-Spark. My brother, The Traveler12, is NOT the lamest person you've ever met. Check him out!
You can't give up your laughter 'cause you're scared of a little pain; rainbows won't up the sky unless you let it rain. —Autumn Blaze
ERROR: My phone won't play nice with Fimfic and is screwing over my avatar. For the record this is a picture of my dog with a jingly collar.
An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.
"May You Read Interesting Pony Stories" - Ancient Neighponese Saying/Curse
Exspecto meus bellum cum morte. "Look inside my soul, and see the face of madness." -- St. Benedict
Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011
Hello, Sirius Shenanigans here! I am a martial artist with a hankering for humor. My primary intention is to create stories with original characters. MLP characters are great, but they aren't mine...