So, when you sing a flower, you're basically putting your nose right up to it's genitals. ... Well it's the not same idea, since plants don't actually have genitals as we think of them. I don't even know why I just said that, there's no reason I would need to explain that! Okay I'm rambling at this point, so I'll quit while I'm ahead and just stop now.

Well, co-authored. Me and One of the Crowd wrote a comedy together and it's up on his account. If you want to read it here's the link!

So I just remembered that I never put up a blog saying I'm fine, and I wanted to thank you guys for all the support you gave me. Really helped.

As the title says, I've been having ideas and things I'd like to share, and I've been trying to help people around me. But it just seems like I'm wasting their time and simply getting in the way. Every time I try to speak to someone about these ideas I have they just dismiss them or me, they either show apathy or outright hostility toward me. And it happens over and over. And people are starting to expect more then I can give, or I'm falling short of my own expectations. I've been trying to

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It's not about anything to important. It's just... Well it's night where I am and I happen to have a great view of the moon. However I have this irrational and overpowering fear of looking into a mirror and seeing myself either mutilated or as a something else looking back. And for windows it's just seeing some figure with murderous intent.

I realized today that I have a giant scar running a little bit underneath my left shoulder blade in a kind of ( sort of shape. It's also purple for whatever reason. Don't ask why, I couldn't tell you. Although the scar itself is from a surgery I had as an infant. Like moment out of the womb infant. I had to have my heart operated on. I almost didn't make it. But I'm here now! Suck it death!

That I should get to know you guys better. If you want to ask me anything, and I mean ANYTHING go ahead! Hell, go wild! I'd like to see what weird and possibly disturbing things you guys can come up with. Oh and there will be puns. Many, many puns. ...probably.

I've had a few ideas cooking up in my head,make the one I've decided to try is well... It's not family friendly to say the least. It's going to be featuring EXTREMELY violent symptoms to disease that end in coma, death, paralysis, and a vegetive state. If you're sensitive to these types of things let me know, I'll try to either work around them or not feature them at all or only for a short time. And the majority rules on this. For the record. I can't please everybody. Oh and it's a horror with

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first blog! I think. Anyway! Wishing you all a happy new year! Sorry for inactivity. Never really felt like posting these things, always felt like if I post a bunch I'd seen like I'm looking for attention. Anyway good luck in the new year! Hope you don't need it, but I think I know better then to expect that.