So I figured · 2:37am Jan 15th, 2016
That I should get to know you guys better. If you want to ask me anything, and I mean ANYTHING go ahead! Hell, go wild! I'd like to see what weird and possibly disturbing things you guys can come up with. Oh and there will be puns. Many, many puns. ...probably.
Allright, what hath brought thee in thy ways of Bronydom?
Answer me these questions three,
1. What is your name.
2. What is your quest.
3. what is the air speed velocity of an underlain swallow?
3687124 oooohhhh. I can't remember the name, but it was basically someone slapping their OC (who was basically untouchable) into every single episode, solving everything. Although at the end after his/her OC died (because apparently he wasn't immortal like it was implied) everything spiraled out of control because the elements weren't there. That part was kinda neat. But almost everything else sucked. The characters static and the dialogue awkward and unrealistic. It would have been good as a comedy but you could tell the author was being serious.
3687113 Ahh. An interesting tale indeed. It happened through YouTube funnily enough (shocking I know) when I was browsing through a channel my brother had showed me ( it wasn't a brony one) when I found The Living Tombstone's FNAF song (the first one) I wasn't a big fan of it but at the time it was new and conveyed a sense of dread and hopelessness that was pretty neat to me. Like when you have a project due the next day but you haven't even started it. Anyway awhile later a found a brony video and thought: "What the fuck is this?" So out of curiosity I watched it. I liked it. I told myself I was simply in it for the music (I don't know why I was so reluctant to admit it to myself). Even later I found I believe it was a video of Saberspark's, about Fallout Equestria. I was once again interested. So again I watched it. Then I read the fic. I absolutely SLAUGHTERED time reading it. Not just killing time, brutally tearing through it until in maybe a month's time I reached the end. And from then on I slowly eased my way into bronydom ,though EQD and Fimfic, mostly and got to meet all you guys! And that's how Equestria was unmade!
3687141 Thomas, although I go by Tommy. I seek the Holy Grail. And that depends is it an African or European swallow?
3687166 truly. More over used then my punching bag in my basement!
3687205 What, I don't know! *Flies into gorge of eternal peril*
3687213 You know what this conversation is reminding me of? It's reminding me of a story where the main character was an alicorn OC at the start and hated every minute of it. If I recall it started rather well before I stopped reading due to distractions.
3687216 Truly that movie is a comedic Mona Lesia. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!
3687198 *smiles* Welcome, my friend, welcome indeed!
3687222 like my homework! It starts out fine then becomes awful because of distracts! Case and point. *jabs finger at Fimfic*
3687230 I don't force you to talk to me! I only influence you to the point that you have no free will and need to say hello to do anything.
3687224 My heart is warmed by your welcoming. Ah. Ah! AAAAGGHHHH! My heart is too warmed! It's melting! AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!
3687235 Sounds about right. One of the Crowd everyone! Cult leader and master manipulator of weak minded fools... Wait a minute. YOU CONTROL MY DOGS?! THAT'S IT! *pulls shotgun out of left eye* I'LL KILL YOU WITHOUT DEPTH PERCEPTION!!! RRRRAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!
3687250 Sadly, I do not control your dogs. They are too smart for me...
3687254 okay. *puts shotgun back into eyeball* Dammit! I smudged the iris again!
3687261 HA! I win!
3687262 Crap. *pulls out wallet* Right. how much do I owe you this time?
3687273 Five dragons, a sun goddess, and a shoe.
3687276 but I need that shoe!