Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Not a changeling.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

I'm many former things.

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Commissions currently OPEN

May or may not include Transformers and Female versions of his O.C. (Now with Clop)

Leave a message at the tone.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

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Diminutive Equine Novelist

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

A partially insane Knoxville Brony who likes to write. I also edit. And Vector too. Who knew? Not I. If only I could focus on just one...

I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

"Any religion that allows or commands you to pass judgement on, convert by force, or kill another human being is not a religion that serves any interpretation of any God or Gods above." Unknown

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." -Abraham Lincoln

Everyone's least favorite.

I'm CreepyPastaSalad and Sensuous Sonority on YouTube, and I perform audio readings.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

In short, I'm just a wandering brony, who loves to edit stories (still learning new things too). I would love to meet new ponies out there that have a positive outlook on life. Live long friends.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Hello, I am a graphic designer who enjoys MLP. Drawing, writing, and proofreading are the main things I like to share with others.