Barcast Podcaster, Book Writer, and Sh*tposter

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I will review your plans for world domination

You don't have to be the best. You just have to be the best you. Tip Jar!

You'd be surprised at the emotions twenty-six letters can unearth

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

Be good, little readers. Or else...

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

I write short little bits of words that somehow fit together into stories. Nice to meet ya!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Knitter of epic yarns.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Been writing fan fiction for most of my life. Brony since March 2011.

There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

Silence amongst the sinful.

White Castle is garbage.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

A groovy mystery, gang.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

Brony, terrible OC, attorney, bureaucrat, pseudonymous, geek, Catholic, gamer, almost-not-quite-novelist, @PFBDumpsterfire EP/writer/VA, Hoya, smartass, etc.

We were somewhere around Ponyville, on the edge of the Everfree, when the Poison Joke began to take hold.

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

My stories have a 1/1000 chance of teleporting you back in time to the Siege of Leningrad.

Hey! I've been a part of the fandom since 2016 and love ponies particularly Luna, Twilight & Pinkie Pie. I generaly like fan content like fics/art/PMV's more than Hasbro stuff. I live in Portland OR

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An amatuer writer with editing experience, my quill is dedicated to exploring the equine condition and entertaining with stories of heroes, villains, triumph and tragedy. Buckle up, everypony.

Fear what you cannot see.

I used to be relevant!

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Selling out has never felt so dirty. (Patreon!)

The campiest of happers.

Necessity is the mother of my motivation. Don't ask who the father is.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can.

Employed layabout with not enough free time to write about horses.

Hello ladies and gentlemen!

Hi, Yes I'm Queen Quake and Wandering Sunrise I like Explosions, 40K, Ponies, Anime, and Explosions....that's about it. Check me out on YouTube just search Fiaura ;)

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Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.