Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

I write horse words.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

Everyone has a story. The question to ask is, what do you want others to read in yours?

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

irresistible

"Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there."

A brony who's got a Master's in Physics.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

The one German who is lazy for real.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

My Linktr.ee

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

An alternate account for KnightMysterio, containing almost all his adult-related pony works.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Platypus with a pen.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).