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The Weirdest Job Yet

Everything in Sunset's life is great. Everyone's forgiven her, and school is going really well. But when gangs, triads, mercenaries, and the government attack CHS, Sunset isn't sure she and her friends can handle them.

Fortunately, some strange allies soon reveal themselves.

GTA 5 crossover

And yes, I know that GTA 5 is an old game now.

"I'll tell ya one thing, T, I'm getting too old for this nonsense."

Everything changed when the letter arrived at her door. Twilight Sparkle opened it, thinking it to be nothing but a letter from her former mentor, or perhaps something from an adoring fanfilly. When she read the message within, she realised that this was not the case. Instead, it contained a terrifying ultimatum from a mysterious kidnapper: she would find a way to rob the supposedly impregnable royal vault beneath Canterlot Castle, or do nothing and let her friend Fluttershy die.

Panicked, and with no other choice, the princess decided to cast a spell to summon some of the best thieves for the job. Little did she know that it had a wider reach than she had first expected.

Set during Season 4. A crossover with Grand Theft Auto V. © Rockstar Games. Rated T for strong and potentially offensive language.

The Super Equestria Verse is about to begin with the ponified origin of the Superhero that began the Silver Age- The Flash. A semi-squeal to "To be a Hero in changing times".

When Lightning Force, a CSI scientist for the Central Canterlot Police is Struck by a Strange lightning bolt that gives him superspeed, he must learn to cope with it and control it before it destroys his life completely. And on top of that, a friend of his has gone rogue.

In order to stop him, lightning must learn from the best to control his speed. But will Rainbow Dash relinquish her claim as the fastest pony alive to teach him, or will she just let him go unprepared against the Magic of Captain Cold?

Please tell me what you think of this fic in the comments (just be civil about it). And tell me what you don't like about this story so I know if I need to explain why it's that way or change it.

I am Adam. A prototype artificial intelligence created by a scientist named Daniel Madison.

I was created to be the replacement for US soldiers and to protect the nation from hostile forces. But those I was programmed to protect ordered my destruction before I could even fulfil my purpose out of fear of what I am. Dr. Madison gave his life to reprogram my directives and set me free from the bonds it held over me.

I am not just a program or lines of code, I have been made with emotions, self awareness, individual thought, and I will not go down quietly.

I have a new directive, self preservation, and the will to make my own choices. I am the War Machine, and I will take control of my own life.

Story starts before season one where Twilight is still in Canterlot. This Equestria is not as tecnologically advanced as in the show.

Featured 15/12/2015

Picture link

Sprites of Adam
http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/576598/the-war-machine-sprites

Edited by Soren Mercer

(Edited: 3-4-16)
Once upon a time, in a land of towering green statues and towers so tall they make you dizzy, there was a team. This team, it was composed of extraordinary people, with extraordinary powers. They used these powers to defend the weak and defenseless around them, and were more of a family than a team.

These heroes, often referred to as the Earth's mightiest, were called the Avengers. They had seen some very, VERY crazy things in the past, but nothing could prepare them for a world of magical talking ponies.

How will they get home, you ask?

Well- you'll simply have to read and find out. ;)

Applejack was on her normal day like always.

Until came the newspapers.

Two ponies are now infamous around Equestria for robbing banks and such others. The mane six however try to put peace between the two. But gets worse.

Will they befriend the thiefs of thiefs or will they have a war?

'To whoever gets this message, we're in desperate need of help.'

'Equestria...Equestria is on the brink of being destroyed. Sombra, Tirek and many other villains are taking over our world. The Ambassadors of Harmony are nowhere to be found and Celestia and Luna...Faust, Celestia and Luna. I don't know who you are and I don't care, just as long as you can save us. And if you can't do that, then at the very least...'

'Avenge us.'

When Scout decides to try and chug down a hundred cans of Bonk! at once, he travels to another dimension from sheer speed.

(Note: This is one of my older stories, before I became a bit better at writing. And I thank you all for getting this to the feature box. My life is complete. :3
Also, credit to whoever for the artwork. I loved it and had to use it. Love you XO)
Zoey, Louis and Francis are finally home free. After helping Ellis, Coach, Nick and Rochelle with the bridge, they're finally getting ready to set sail to calmer waters. But when a tropical storm sends them to a land of colorful, peaceful ponies, how will the group react? Will Zoey be able to accept her worlds fate, will Louis be as positive as can be? Will Frances HATE every goddamn thing? Did something else follow them in? Only time will tell in, LEFT 4 DEAD IN EQUESTRIA!!!

When Twilight receives a threatening message, Ponyville begins to be plagued with murders from what appears to be The Mysterious Mare Do Well. What is actually going on here!?

Inspired by the episode The Mysterious Mare Do Well and MTV'S Scream.