//------------------------------// // A Popsicle Stick // Story: Why so VG? // by dereturd //------------------------------// The Insurgent stopped. The aircon stopped. The engine stopped. The armored car was broken. Delirious got out of the Insurgent and looked at the problem. Vanoss woke up and yawned. "What the fuck happened to the aircon?" He muttered, adjusting his shades. And at last. MiniLadd woke up. "Hey guys." He yawned. "So now you're finally awake!" Vanoss yelled. "Oh." MiniLadd said. "Where the hell am I?' He asked. "Your in a five-year-old world filled with ponies. They call it Equestria." He replied. "Ok, is that a brony world or something else?" He asked. "I think so." "Hey guys get the fuck outta the car!" Delirious yelled. Vanoss step foot on the grass while MiniLadd opened the car door and rolled down to the grass. Vanoss soon thought that they were at the base of the mountain and in the clearing. He also assumed they were beneath the city at mountainside. What did Evan decide to do? Play games on his phone. He sat on a boulder as MiniLadd watched what he was doing. Delirious could only fix the Insurgent and do that for the next following minutes, maybe even hours. A thought went in his head. And decided that he would give it a try. "Vanoss," He spoke up as Vanoss and Mini looked at him. "I want you to say the letter..erm.. word-" He was interrupted with Vanoss. "Wait, what?!" He said while laughing. Delirious could only give a displeased look. "You said 'letter word'." He laughed again. "Anyway, I want you to say the letter 'q'." As soon as he said that, a menu appeared in front of him. "Whoa!" "Holy shit man!" Delirious and Vanoss said. "Holy shit! We can spawn some shit from Gmod!" Delirious yelled, only for Vanoss and Mini to drop out their jaws. They had all the addons they had from their corresponding PC's. And they could only think what they would do. "We can fly man!" Maybe not for Delirious. "No man!" Vanoss yelled. "I looked through and found that Kurama car we had in GTA V." He added. "Oh, oohh!" Delirious and Mini said. "Alright, if we can remove that car then lets spawn it up!" He tapped on the icon of the Kurama car as it appeared. "Mini, Delirious, get our things from the back." Vanoss instructed as they both followed orders. The two grabbed every of their bags and everything inside the Insurgent. Vanoss then said 'c' as another menu opened. He glanced at the Insurgent as it disappeared in sparks. The two loaded the car with their bags and things. After, Mini and Delirious entered the car. While Vanoss spawned a tank. He got in it and drove it on the car. Crushing it as 3 wheels pop-off. "Ok that's enough man!!" Delirious yelled, Vanoss put the tank in reverse and bailed the tank. After he removed it and also entered the car. "Here we go!" And as expected, the car spun around at first, then launched straight up to the top of the mountain. Or just surpassing the max height of the mountain. They could all laugh and yell in hype and excitement. They would easily reach Manehattan in a matter of seconds. Just like they did 7 tries of this glitch. After, the car stopped flying and started spinning downwards, more likely pulled by gravity. "Oh shit, oh shit!" The three yelling. They had reached the Troposphere, they were passing clouds, then finally getting lower height, they saw a small-like village which looked gloomy and grey. CRASH! The car made a crater of it's own. As Mini and Vanoss got out of the car and cheered and yelled. A light lavender unicorn mare was approaching the trio. She was about to greet them when she overheard what they were saying. "Where now sir?" Delirious asked. "To Manehattan!" Vanoss yelled, the unicorn was about to yell to the trio when they entered the.. machine? Then the machine spun and launched straight up. Somewhere leaving the village. The unicorn could only yell angrily but couldn't. "Dang it! I could've had more ponies to my town!" She said. Leaving and returning to her home. The trio was cheering again, the car spun around going upwards. Heading to the east or more specific, Manehattan. They were in level at the Troposphere, in which they didn't know where they were but they are going east. "Vanoss, I'ma go down a bit!" Delirious said, driving the car and going downwards. They passed the clouds and they saw a gate to a city. "HOLY SHIT WE'RE HERE!!" Vanoss yelled, as they screamed in joy and hype. They passed the gates. And crashed onto the streets. Several ponies were walking around the sidewalk. Just doing what they are doing this day. Guards at the gates saw a black figure, it was wide and big. It had circular, things on it? It was spinning, and it was... falling down from the sky. "Dude, is that alien life right there?" A blue colt asked his orange friend. "Probably." It was getting closer, and closer, until it reached their sights. It was a machine of some sort and heard somepony yelling. "OH SHIT!!" "OH MY GOD!!" "WHERE THE FU-" And it crashed. Ponies panicked when they heard the explosion. Some checked it out some left in fear. The ones who had stayed behind was puzzled on what they saw. It was something with 4 pure black wheels and pure black armor. It had a pointy thing of some sort at the back. They saw a glimpse of a black and white clothing. They also didn't know what caused the explosion. But it was probably the fire hydrant. Wondering who it was, a light violet pegasus mare stepped forward and checked inside. It was a pegasus with a blue coat and a mask strapped on his face. While the other had a red coat with some shades in him. "WHOO YEAH!!" The red and some other yelled in joy. "THAT WAS AWESOME!!" The blue one yelled, they all got out of the car and saw where and knew what happened. "OH MY GODDESS!!" "IT'S THEM!!" "RUNN!!" All the ponies left in swift leaving the trio with some guards to come by. One white earth pony whispered something to the red pegasus. The pegasus nodded, left and went somewhere else. "Halt, you.. three? Who are you?" The white one pointed to the the one in a business suit. The trio knew where they were. In Manehattan. Just looking at the ponies looking at them, they knew what the city would bring them. Yes, they all left in panic. Attracting the other guards' attention. What the trio didn't know is that word had spread all over Equestria. Yup, stupidity. They were stupid enough to only get knowledge of Vanhoover chasing after them. It was like in Skyrim, where they were wanted in another city. But were not chased by in the current city they were. "Halt, you.. three? Who are you?" The white one pointed to Mini. "Um.. I'm MiniLadd." He said as Delirious got ahold of him. "MINI, WHY DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME?!" He yelled. "THEY'RE GETTING MORE INTEL ABOUT US!!" "Exactly." The white one spoke again. "Now, you three. That includes you 'Mini'. Are wanted by either taking you in or be killed." "GUYS RUN! I GOT THIS!!" Delirious yelled. Vanoss and Mini exchanged looks, afterwards got in the Kurama and started leaving the edge of the west side of the city by flying away in their vehicle. Leaving Delirious behind. "Zeta, Blackout and Jolt! Go after them!" Without hesistation, the three pegasus chased after the duo's vehicle. Delirious glanced at the vehicle and glanced back at the guards. "Now it's your turn to show us how strong you are!" A cyan earth pony said. Charging at Delirious. The blue pegasus prepared something. More likely his bag of tricks. He simply blocked the headbutt of the buffed earth pony with his arms. After a moment, metal started growing out of his arms blocking the headbutt. The metal started to grow around the megalomaniac's body. The metal was just only simple at first, but then it started to switch and flick. It had patterns of it's own and a design. The shoulders of the it are composite, double layered, and shorter. The shoulder plates are almost twice as long and are only a single piece of metal. It had an opening valve set lower on the suit. The breastplate on the armor has two vertical handlebars. 'Fallout, your gonna save my life.' Delirious thought. As a helmet snapped and enclosed his head. With two visuals, a headlamp, two pipes sticking out of the edge of the helmet and connected onto the back of the helmet. Then he pulled something out again. A crude looking machete, it had long holes in the middle, it was curved with a sharp edge of the blade. 'This blade is FUCKING AWESOME!' After he transformed, the guards took out their weapons as well. The unicorns did not have any weapons on them, but conjured their own bound swords. It was 1 against 7. The guards were already nervous at this point. Just looking at their opponent. They were already sweating and would likely stand no chance. Likely. An earth pony charged forward. The guard was charging his slash but Delirious simply swiped off the left arm of the guard. Causing the guard to fall forward and lose his grip on his sword as Delirious gets his momentum. He grabbed the left arm as he knew somepony would attack him from behind, he smacked the arm on a unicorn guard, again and again until the guard was staggered, he then raised his hind legs and bucked the unicorn guard. He threw the arm away as it hits the next guard coming forward staggering the unicorn, Delirious followed it up by a swift stab to his chest. Then shoved him off his blade. Two unicorn guards charged forward as Delirious had adrenaline already, he roundhoused the two guards. But the other did little effect. Delirious noticed him, he just stuck up his machete right at his opponent's skull. Killing him. While the other one he roundhoused was knocked out. Then the white one who kept talking came at him. He kept on slashing, swiping and swinging. But thanks to Delirious' advanced V.A.T.S (Vault-Tec-Assisted-Targeting-System) he knew what moves the guard would do he simply blocked or evaded them. The captain had enough. He dropped his weapon's grip. And Delirious knew what was he hinting about. "Oh, so you wanna fist fight bitch?" Delirious yelled in anger. He sheathed his machete. 'Fist fight?' The captain thought. "..I'm gonna kick your ass mother-" Delirious could only recieve a buck from the captain. It was effective enough to stagger Delirious. "Oh, so you wanna play like that bitch?!" He yelled. He got up on his hooves and delivered a barrage of punches, jabs, uppercuts, even low blows. But the guard kept on blocking until Delirious bucked his block. Staggering the guard as well. He grabbed the mane of the captain, and held him like a ragdoll. He started to deliver, jabs, punches. And everything he could throw on him. Until he broke his nose while blood started to drip from his muzzle. Delirious then threw the captain away like a ragdoll. And looked around to see other enemies. And he did. He found a young blue earth pony just watching the carnage of his comrades. Not helping at all. "It isn't right to watch your friends get ass-whooped like that." Delirious said, the private glanced Delirious' way as he pulled out a ranged weapon. He was walking slowly towards the private. Who was taking steps backward. Just in fear, it wasn't a sight to look at a fearless opponent just walking towards him. It was basically a nightmare. Until somepony saved him. A pink glowing net had trapped Delirious. His confidence got up as he charged towards the armored killer. "NO SHIT MAN!!" He yelled. His right arm--where he was holding his weapon-- got free of the net. He then pulled the trigger and shot the private at the chest. Making him trip and fall, passing out. Delirious sheathed his weapon, while he was being pulled back. He turned around to see a fleet of guards there, while a white unicorn with purple armor used his magic to trap Delirious. His armor started to retract back. The metal pieces of his armor started to return as a cube. The cube was now fully retracted. And got inside Delirious' crotch. The mask frowned at the situation. And could do nothing but watch. He just sat there arms crossed and just got more fucking quiet. The captain then lets his 2nd command get ahold of the net, as he approached the private and carried him. "You've done well. Even though you didn't do much." He said to the unconcious body. Earlier.. The Kurama car was spinning around at the air. Going into downtown at crazy sppeds of spinning. They were spinning around so much they couldn't tell if they were even being pursued or so. Jolt and Blackout could already see them and were on it's tail. "Ok, let's try and take them down!" Jolt said to Blackout. "Uhhh." THUD! The two got hit by the spinning vehicle. And passed out, shich both were falling out. Zeta watched what happened, but risked himself to save his friends. He dashed downward and surpassed Blackout and Jolt. He looked up, dashed again and caught Blackout and Jolt. Although Blackout was too heavy, so they were still falling in high speed. He tried flapping up, and only got a bit of the velocity to decrease. They were nearing the ground, he couldn't bear what would happen next. He closed his eyes. Nothing happened. He opened his eyes to see him and the others got caught by some pegasus and a wonderbolt member- no. Captain, Spitfire. "Hang on Zeta!" Spitfire yelled, as she pulled the 3 guards up as they were slowly getting pulled up. Afterwards, the pegasi lets go of the guards as they land on the rooftop. Spitfire then approached his friend. "Spitfire, I owe you one. But does your members caught up with the thing up there?" Zeta asked. "Negative Zeta. My members are handling different things, besides I couldn't even see them anymore." She said. Then looked up to see nothing but the clear blue sky. "Hell yeah!" Vanoss cheered, as they clapped their hooves together in success. "So where now Hoodini?" He asked. "Let's find an abandoned building." Thr car stopped flying and skidded on the street. (Since they were too low.) They conviently crashed in an abandoned building. They got out and saw that it was already abandoned due to the lack of light and ponies. "Welp this looks abandoned to me." Mini said, as he leaned on a switch. Which then the light all opened. Vanoss thrn looked right to see the swirling portal again. "What now Eva-" Mini stopped and glanced at the portal. Where then another pony came out. It was a brown earth pony which was a colt, he had a white bear hat, a baby blue shirt and a green bag. With a tatoo of a dumbbell. It was actually good this time that he woke up. The earth pony looked around. To see a red and human coated earth pony casually staring at him. "HOLY SHIT!!" He yelled. "IF THIS IS A HORROR MAP THEN IT IS!!"