Why so VG?

by dereturd


Nice Dream, Bad History

Evan held down his book, and noticed all his crewmates were sleeping except him. Which the candle beside him was still lit. He lost focus on the book, which then lead him to slowly fall into deep sleep. He lost grip on his book, then the next second he was snoring.


Evan appeared in a white plain zone. Which every dream sequence would have. Yes he did know he was in a dream. But the fact that he can't control his dream.

"Why won't it turn into Los Santos?! Jeez, fuck.." Evan yelled at his dreamscape, he was still in his pony form anyway. Which then after a figure appeared trotting towards him. Each step making his mind echo in that sound. Then appeared a unicorn with a plain hooded brown robe. A pale green coat and a tree-like color mane and tail. Also having dark grey (and a shade of purple) eyes. At a glimpse, Evan caught a tatoo on her/his flank, 2 clovers.

"Hey there guys.. Thats what your friends say doesn't it?" She said, Evan already identified she was a female just of her voice. Evan ignored her saying 'guys'.

"So uh.. Who are you?" He asked. The unicorn simply chuckled.

"I'm Clover the Clever. I used to be the adviser of Princess Platinum and a student of Star Swirl the Bearded." She introduced, while Evan was still there unknown to what she said. "Don't know who I'm talking about? I'll just summarize some things, Star Swirled is a talented, gifted unicorn, known for creating the most common, secret, and advanced spells in all of Equestria. He was also acquainted with the Princess of the Day and Night." She explained.

"Holdup holdup, isn't Luna the one who controls the moon, dreams and nightmares?" Evan asked. Clover nodded. "Then she's already WATCHING US TALKING!!" He exclaimed, Clover chuckled again.

"Do not worry-"

"Don't 'do not worry' me bitch! She can already gain info about-"

"Let me finish Evan. I've casted a spell to cloak us from being watched." Clover calmly said, ignoring his swear.


Luna just finished patrolling Lui's dream. Now she's off to watch Vanoss' dream. Using her magic, she transferred herself to Evan's dream. It started as a white plain field, when it dissolved into a nice hillside landscape with two tall plumbers wearing a green and red attire and a 'dorito' bag, as she can read it and a human wearing a bear hat near a fast deadly swing. She then realized this was a memory dream, she took her time and enjoyed the front seat watching them getting past the swing.


"Oh.." Evan realized. "I'm uhh.. sorry Clover. I can get carried away sometimes." He apologized.

"It's okay Evan." Clover said, then remembered what she was about to say next. "And Princess Platinum? That's a story for another time."

"So uh.. why are you here in my dream?" He asked.

"I was just about to answer that, I am here to give you advice, your next act and what you need to know about us." She answered.

"Daily?" Clover nodded.

"But, I must tell you this. The Royal Sisters summoned you here-"

"Because there's an anticipated war right?"

"Indeed, but in the process of summoning the greatest beings like you, they did not have the power to actually pick anyone or anything. And if they were to summon something powerful it would be shuffled or randomized. So my spirit came to the calling, and made a deal with them. During my studies with Star Swirl, I have studied the fabric of time and space, the cosmic field, and everything about the universe. So I had to actually pick out a group of powerful beings and in return, they must let me get information about them. But they did not know what I meant, and they still accepted. After some moments, my spirit returned and told them where you and your blue friend would land. So the next second after saying that, they flew away and went to the designated coordinates." She explained. "Although they meant something powerful to consume magic as he uses it, I did not have a clue to whether who and what would it be."

"I dunno, probably as big as Godzilla. Maybe even him." Evan commented, Clover chuckled again in knowing of what he meant.

"But, you and your friends are another group or another type of elements of harmony in this case." Clover said, Evan turned to her.

"What do you mean?" Evan asked.

"I will only reveal your element. It is the element of Determination." Clover said, Evan was confused. But he ignored it.

"So, who are the other elements?" He asked.

"Like I said, I will only reveal your element. But there is 8 bearers of these elements." She said.


They talked. And talked. And talked. And talked. And talked.

Over and over again they kept on talking. Discussed about her history and a slice of Evan's life.

"...So that's the story of how I got my Minigun." Evan finished. Clover was laughing. Which then they realized it must be already morning.

"Well then Evan.. I believe it's time for you to wake up. This maybe a short conversation but we'll have another talk next time." Clover said, as she disappeared into thin air as Vanoss could already hear the sounds of his friends talking.

"Heh.."