I'm BACK! Looks like i just needed some time off, false alarm. Really sorry.
Scout woke up. The sun was shining, the birds were flying, the usual. Scout was comfortable on his cloud bed, it felt like the bed was made out of cotton. In other words, it was really really comfortable.
Scout dragged himself out of bed and made his way to the bathroom, he looked in the mirror and saw a bored stallion looking back at him. True, Scout was getting bored. He was meant for war, he couldn't just sit back and relax. He trained to fight and he needed to fight dammit, he missed the sensation of bonking people over the head with a bat, or blasting them with the Scattergun.
Scout gazed out his window, he saw the various ponies wandering and frolicking around. He sighed. The rest of the team had gone back to their universe, nopony was left except him and Heavy. They had decided that the war with the Reds had to go on.
Heavy had stayed back basically because of Fluttershy, they seemed to be inseperable since the day they first met. Why didn't Scout leave? Because of ol'Skittles. Scout and Rainbow Dash were still in a relationship, he couldn't just leave.
Hope the team's havin' fun
Scout put on his earpiece and cap. He kicked the door open and leaped out. He soared through the skies and spotted Rainbow practicing her stunts again. This time she was planning on doing barrel rolls right after she did the Sonic Rainboom. Scout looked on as Rainbow continued to throw up.
"Hey Skitz, might wanna lay off the barrel rolls for a while."
Rainbow Dash nodded in agreement and stumbled around before taking off, then falling again. Scout left Rainbow to recover while he looked for Heavy.
Heavy and Scout strolled through the town, they went back to their favorite restaurant, They always hung out here, this was the place that Heavy had his first Daffodil Sandwich. After they had a bit of catching up to do.
"So big guy, you ever miss being on the battlefield?"
"Nyet"
"Things going okay with Fluttershy and you?"
Heavy's eyes lit up. You could tell that Heavy absolutely loved Fluttershy.
"Is is good yes."
They sat there and did nothing. All of a sudden, a green liquid fell from the sky barely missing Scout. He looked up to find Rainbow Dash on a cloud.
"Skitz, I thought I told you to lay off the barrel rolls?"
Rainbow gave him a cheeky smile before throwing up again. Scout facehoofed and grumbled. He gave up and flew up on the cloud.
"Ya' think you can try not to throw up on me?"
Rainbow nodded before throwing up again. Scout rolled his eyes in annoyance, he lied down and tried to sleep. He closed his eyes and tried to sleep. Although he couldn't fall asleep, Scout tried anyway. He closed his eyes the whole time. But he simply had too much energy and too less to do. He tossed and tumbled in the cloud. He felt Rainbow climb on top of him.
"Again Skittles?"
Rainbow stared at him with her beautiful rose red eyes. She really was a horny pony.
"Fine. Your place?"
Rainbow was grinning from ear to ear. She gave Scout a kiss and flew off, Scout simply watched her take off. Scout sighed. He still wasn't satisfied. Sure screwing Rainbow felt good, but he needed some sort of excitement. He needed to feel the rush.
Later that day, Scout was trying to break the sound barrier again, he did and it looked awesome. He sat there for hours thinking of a cool name for his new move. He finally just settled on Bonk!. Scout continued practicing. He remembered Rainbow Dash trying to do a barrel roll and decided to try some himself. He did close to 3 barrel rolls and he immediately landed. He threw up his hay fries.
"And your telling me to lay off the barrel rolls."
Scout turned to see Rainbow Dash standing there laughing.
"Gimme a break."
The next few hours were uneventful. Eventually, nightfall came and Scout flew into Rainbow's home. He climbed up the stairs and pushed open the doors to her room.
The next morning, Scout woke up and flew to his house. Rainbow had waken up early and was flying around. Scout hopped off his house and glided to Sugarcube corner. Scout opened the door and found the gang in there. Twilight came up to him.
"Princess Celestia wants to see us."
"Then go."
"I meant all of us."
Soon, they were on their way to Canterlot. Scout gazed out the window of the train and tried to find something to do. Eventually, they arrived at the castle of the princess. She seemed to be having a panic attack.
"Thank goodness you all are here."
"What's the problem?" Twilight replied
"There has been a maniac of a pony near Appleloosa playing with fire. I need you ponies to stop him."
Twilight nodded and no sooner they were back in the train. Scout banged his head on the walls. He was BORED, he tried to find ways to entertain himself, but nothing seemed to amuse him. He took out his bat and practiced for awhile. Eventually they arrived at Appleloosa. It was almost deserted, most buildings were on fire or already burned down. Only few still stood. Ponies cowered everywhere, hiding in every place there was for them to hide.
Scout scanned the area. It was creepy seeing a once widely populated town become so deserted and empty. Everypony was silent. Even Pinkie Pie was quiet.
"Where is every-"
Pinkie Pie couldn't finish her sentence. A jet of fire was blasted at them. Scout tackled her out of the way.
"Hey! Watch it chuckl-"
Scout stood there tongue tied. He couldn't comprehend what he saw. Before him stood a red pony with a gas mask on. It had a flamethrower by it's side.
"How-"
The pony blasted a jet of fire at Scout before he could finish.