• Member Since 23rd Sep, 2012
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Slingshot619


Age:14 Favorite pony: Rainbow Dash That's all you need to know.

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When Scout decides to try and chug down a hundred cans of Bonk! at once, he travels to another dimension from sheer speed.

Chapters (14)
Comments ( 380 )

Heavy when on the "Multiply a Weapon's Stat by 10" server once.
He decided to equip the Gloves of Running Urgently Gloves of Running Yesterday

i'm calling shenanigans. pinkie could easily caught up to scout remember Griffin the brush off? pinkie was always ahead.

You really need some more detail. But other then that,:rainbowlaugh:

Well, that was a depressing read. Scout spending the entire chapter beating up Rainbow Dash? No thanks.:rainbowderp: :rainbowhuh:

Dear scout,
"What is your major malfunction brutha?"
- The brony community

He's probably still super hyper from all that BONK!

1368539 Scout was still hyed up from Bonk! at the time.

Jesus Christ, so 100 bonks equals at least the speed of light.

1368578 rainbow dash is a stuck up bitch bout time she got a beating and from my favorite tf2 character the scout.

1369557 I know, it hurt me every bit to write out her humiliating encounter with Scout.:fluttercry:

1369560 :3 You need to have the rest of the Mane 6 refer to her as 'Skittles' now and then. Stir her up like cake batter. :3

WOW, My notifications exploded with comments and favorites, is this story really that good?

Wait, in her house? Doesn't she live in a house made of clouds in the sky? Plus, ponies don't have hands, they have hooves. Still fun story though

Could you do a romance in this too because i can feel it. :rainbowkiss:

plz make more it's just 20% more cooler

In Imperial Equestria, Scouts make Rainbow cry.

Nitpicks:

"Ok, first, we know that this pony is dangerous, he is fast, he is sneaky, he is unpredictable, so if any of you see him, i'll need you to get some answers out of him."

"I'll."

Scout ran off, Rainbow Dash could here him in the distance going "Wananananana."

"Hear."

My reactions in order-:trixieshiftright:-:facehoof:-:eeyup:-:trollestia:-:moustache:-:rainbowlaugh:-:rainbowderp:-:pinkiehappy:-:pinkiecrazy:-:rainbowlaugh:-:trollestia:

Ok. This is great i must admit, (i bet your playing tf2 right now to learn all the taunts the scout has lol) tracked

1370773 If you need to play the game to know the taunts, then you're
Free to Plaaaaaaaaay!

1370960 well, not really because im p2p and i dont have a clue about the scouts taunts, i never play scout

Oh god, please make another story with Heavy from Red Team in it!

1371021 p2p?
>No hats
>Bought one key
>Knows almost nothing about the lore
>p2p

OMG you need to get scout to cover rainbow dash in madd milk :rainbowlaugh:

What's sad is that Scout would probably try drink that much Bonk!

I agree with 1371099. I'd also like to see Demoman and/or Soldier in similar situations. ... Please?

GOD, I'm afraid of what he could do as a pegasus. And I thought Sonic was too fast...

Wow, Scout is just a jerk in this story. I don't think Scout would act this way...and that is why this story is good. Favorited.

From the descripition...

I JUST HAVE TO READ THIS STORY

BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK

:rainbowlaugh:

Guy

Like instantly for the "original" concept and the picture. I don't care whether you made it, but it looks awesome. And I put "original" in quotes because it's happened... once or twice on this site, and needs to happen more. So yeah... ONTO READING!

Guy

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Okay, you're literally only QUOTING the Scout, and this story is fuckin, FLYING by. Like, seriously. There are occasional lacks of punctuation and capitalization, so that's another thing. However, I will NOT let this story drop, so I'll read the next chapter, but please don't screw up anymore.

1369875 Scout defies logic. Team Fortress defies logic. End of story:rainbowlaugh:

Guy

FEKFEKFEKFEKFEKFEK.
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Welp, this is eating my mind from the inside.
So many problems. So little time.
If this stuff is ever corrected and this makes it to the featured box, I will read it.
For now, you can have... MY BIG GAY DANCE.
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1372300

Not bad, and here is my rebuttal: Pinkie Pie. I win. :pinkiehappy:

Scout x Rainbow Dash shipping GO!

1372484 You guys were serious about that?

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