Huge thanks to Zman537 for the chapter name. The sequel will be based on the Mann vs Machine update. But don't expect it to come out so soon.
Rainbow Dash flew back to her home. Depressed about the loss. She dragged herself through the room. She had pestered Medic to see if he could have done anything. He said he would try but there would be no guarantees.
Then, Scout hopped in through the window.
"You missed the funeral."
"I'm sorry. But I had other places to be other than my bat's funeral."
Rainbow and Scout chuckled. Having a funeral for a broken baseball bat was pretty pathetic. But they needed something to lighten up the mood. A gag of some sort. And holding a funeral for an inanimate object seemed like the best way to go.
Scout and Rainbow's eyes met, they couldn't help but blush. It had been almost half a year since they first met. Scout remembered the moments they had shared. The two ponies locked eyes again. This time they didn't pull away.
"So, you doing anything tonight?"
"Skitz, you don't have to wait that long."
A grin appeared on Scout's face. His whole life was ahead of him and he had a gorgeous mare to spend it with. What's not to like?
BWAHAHAHA! You thought I was gonna kill off Scout didn't you? Oh god that was good. So, anyways this is just a short epilogue to sum up the story. Expect a sequel to come out sometime in November.
1422215 Which one?
oh wow you got me
Well played, my good sire.
A funeral for a bat? You've got to be kidding me XD
Not a bad story overall.
1422346 Well, TF2 is unpredictable. I was inspired when my friend did the same thing on April Fool's.
So, uh
What exactly happened to the bat?
1422724 It got blown up.
well he still has all the other bats.
November?
As in, November, November, or Season 3 November?
Wait, what?... O_o
...You know what, this exactly the sort of thing VALVe would do.
1422904 This November. If i'm not mistaken season 3 comes out by then
1423108 Is that supposed to be good or bad?
1423148
I was just try'na make a funny, because the guys over at the Hub gave us all kindsa counter-intel about when EXACTLY season 3 was comin' out before making the "official" announcement for November.
1423187 Lulz
I completely believed that you killed off Scout. But his bat? Nice plot twist M Nightshamamallama sama kun
1423150
Good for you, bad for VALVe.
It works for your story, but with VALVe's trolling, I'm worried this sorta thing could become cannon in the game itself.
Thanks for taking my suggestion for Mann vs. machine!
if you did of course... could you give me credit too?
I feel so honored that you used my suggestion as the titile to not just any chapter, but the Final Chapter. Especially after working to the point of exaustion before reading this.
There needs to be a man-tear icon because this comment deserves it.
Also, was I the only guy to make a suggestion?
I'm just curious to what was said and too lazy to look at previous comments.
1424533 Sure thing!
1425308 You were the only one to make the suggestion. Still huge thanks for the chapter name.
Bravo! The final chapter was quick and to the point, but a little short.
And I saw what you did there! You little mastermind you!
1425880
dang...
Do you have any Ideas on how to troll AJ with a talking cat?
1426375 Whaaaaat?
1426660 I need some Ideas for my story...
Yeah I'm a bastard I made the poor guy a cat...
1426701 If your having troubles, you could take some time and give yourself a brainstorm. Worked for me.
You just threw me off my groove with that. Great job on this story.
WHAT!?!? YOU MADE ME TEAR MY HAIR OUT! FOR NOTHING!?!?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You lied to me Why,why,WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I was thinking that scout would dissaper and come though rainbow Dash's window like a badass and say something like "yo' watsup" and surprise EVERYONE! But no you went the with a funeral for Hus bat. I NO AMUSED!
Dam you spongebob DAM You to the darkest pits of hell
If anyone gets that I love you
( dies by heart attack ) respwan 3 years later
I moonwalked to my doorstep after reading the chapter.