That night Rainbow Dash could not sleep. She wanted to get her hooves on the new pony.
I swear when i finally catch him he's gonna be in a world of hurt.
Rainbow limped to the bathroom. She stared in it and saw her various amount of injuries. She had a black eye from Scout's headbutt, a grazed knee from falling off her cloud, and an aching back.
That stupid little......
No matter how hard she tried, she could not catch up to him. He was simply too fast. As Rainbow walked back to her bed, she remembered the taunts that idiot had thrown at her.
I'm runnin' circles around ya!
How's that feel, wimp?
Rainbow's pride was hurt after that beating, she went to sleep. Hoping that she would somehow get her mind of it.
Boy was she wrong.
Around midnight, she was awakened by somepony prodding her head with a cold, metal rod. She turned her head to find the pony standing on her bed post with a bat in hand.
"Yo wassup?" he said
In a blink of an eye, Rainbow Dash was chasing him through the town.
"Yeah, come get some, ya frickin' wuss."
Rainbow gritted her teeth. He was not going to get away this time. As they continued their mayhem through the city. Somewhere along the way she lost him. She looked around and found him leaning against the wall drinking what looked to be a soda.
"You......"
Before Rainbow Dash could finish he left her in the dust. He had a trail of lights behind him, she couldn't keep up.
"Hey, a lotta good those wings didja!"
The pony turned and did a mock salute to Rainbow before running into a wall. Rainbow jumped up with glee. She finally caught him. She quickly found a piece of rope and tied him up. She dragged him to Twilight's and kicked open the door.
"TWILIGHT!"
Twilight was heard jumping out of bed, she tumbled down the stairs and was greeted by Rainbow.
"Rainbow, it's midnight! Can't this just wait 'till the morning?"
"No! I am not taking chances and letting this......" She turns and spots the pony giving him a shy grin
"This thing escape!"
Twilight studied him, and suddenly she looked up.
"Is this the pony from this afternoon?"
"Ya think?" Rainbow Dash replied
Twilight turned and had a discussion with Dash, all the while Scout chewed at the rope. When they turned around they found the pony leaning against the wall, ball in one hoof, bat in the other.
"How......"
Before Rainbow could finish, she was greeted by a ball to the face. The pony grabbed the ball and ran. When Rainbow Dash could finally walk straight, she stamped the floor in frustration.
"I WAS SO CLOSE!" Rainbow Dash yelled
"Calm down Rainbow. You could probably catch him another time right?"
Rainbow sniffled and finally calmed down. But a voice was suddenly heard outside the library.
"Think fast knucklehead!"
Another baseball flew in and bonked Dash right between the eyes. Rainbow was seeing stars by now. She couldn't walk straight. When she finally shook out of her daze. She let out a growl.
"I am going to TEAR HIM TO SHREDS!" Rainbow yelled before taking off into the night sky.
Meanwhile, at Fluttershy's house......
Fluttershy was peacefully asleep, when all of a sudden, a long metal bat prods her head and wakes her up. She turns and looks, she was greeted by a "Yo wassup?". Fluttershy screamed as the pony ran out of her house. He was content. He had all the people to mess with, what's not to like?
The next morning, Twilight invited the gang over for a meeting.
"What's this all about Twilight?" Rarity asked
"Rainbow Dash dropped by last night and was assaulted by that pony again." Twilight replied.
The rest of the ponies turned and looked at Rainbow Dash who sat in a corner, arms crossed.
"Had another run in with ya boyfriend again Skittles?" Applejack said with a chuckle
Rainbow Dash flew out of the corner and was soon face to face with AJ.
"Listen here, you call me Rainbow Dash, not "Skittles" Second, he is not my boyfriend! He is another huge pain in the flank!" Rainbow Dash protested
"Lighten up a bit Rainbow dear." Rarity soothingly said.
Eventually, Rainbow Dash calmed down and hovered back to her corner.
"Ok, first, we know that this pony is dangerous, he is fast, he is sneaky, he is unpredictable, so if any of you see him, i'll need you to get some answers out of him." Twilight said
Everypony nodded in agreement. They knew that the pony was fast and sneaky. They would have to keep an eye out for him.
"I wrote down the most possible locations that he might be hanging out in."
Everypony waited, but Twilight could not find the scroll. She searched everywhere, but it was nowhere to be found.
"Where is it? where is it? WHERE IS IT?" Twilight asked in a panicked voice
"I bet that monster took it!" Rarity exclaimed
"That monster has a name y'know."
They faced the direction of the voice and found the pony standing by the door. He had a scroll in his hoof and a bat in the other.
"The name's Scout. Now wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"
He sped out the door with the ponies hot in pursuit.
"Everypony chase him down!"
Applejack and Rainbow Dash were the only ones that could keep up with him.
"Freakin' unbelievable."
Scout poured on the speed, he weaved through the city, hoping to lose them. Scout leaped over a stall, Applejack came to a screeching halt and cursed. One down, one more to go. Scout was in an open field by now. Rainbow Dash locked on him like a heat seeking missile and charged at him. She came up short and crashed in to the dirt. Rainbow looked up and found Scout looking down on her. He had a bat in his hoof and he was ready to swing again.
"Wait! Wait! Wait! Don't sw-"
Rainbow Dash was nearly hit in the face, the patch of dirt next to her was gone, a hole was present instead.
"That's a warning. Don't you ever cross me again!"
Scout ran off, Rainbow Dash could here him in the distance going "Wananananana." Rainbow Dash stood up and brushed herself off and threw another tantrum. She was Equestria's Best Young Flier. How could she lose to a simple earth pony?
Rainbow Dash sat there until her friends came. They simply stared at her. She just sat there, doing absolutely nothing.
"Uh, Skittles? Are you okay?" Pinkie Pie asked
Rainbow Dash didn't answer, she hovered towards her house, she didn't want to be seen anymore. As she left, her friends could see tears streaming down her cheeks.
1369579 Mwahahaha.... IT BEGINS...
Wait, in her house? Doesn't she live in a house made of clouds in the sky? Plus, ponies don't have hands, they have hooves. Still fun story though
Could you do a romance in this too because i can feel it.
plz make more it's just 20% more cooler
In Imperial Equestria, Scouts make Rainbow cry.
This gunna b gud
Nitpicks:
"I'll."
"Hear."
My reactions in order-----------
Ok. This is great i must admit, (i bet your playing tf2 right now to learn all the taunts the scout has lol) tracked
1370773 If you need to play the game to know the taunts, then you're
Free to Plaaaaaaaaay!
1370960 well, not really because im p2p and i dont have a clue about the scouts taunts, i never play scout
Oh god, please make another story with Heavy from Red Team in it!
1371021 p2p?
>No hats
>Bought one key
>Knows almost nothing about the lore
>p2p
OMG you need to get scout to cover rainbow dash in madd milk
What's sad is that Scout would probably try drink that much Bonk!
I agree with 1371099. I'd also like to see Demoman and/or Soldier in similar situations. ... Please?
GOD, I'm afraid of what he could do as a pegasus. And I thought Sonic was too fast...
Wow, Scout is just a jerk in this story. I don't think Scout would act this way...and that is why this story is good. Favorited.
From the descripition...
I JUST HAVE TO READ THIS STORY
BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK
Like instantly for the "original" concept and the picture. I don't care whether you made it, but it looks awesome. And I put "original" in quotes because it's happened... once or twice on this site, and needs to happen more. So yeah... ONTO READING!
1369875 Scout defies logic. Team Fortress defies logic. End of story
1370773 Right you are!
FEKFEKFEKFEKFEKFEK.
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Welp, this is eating my mind from the inside.
So many problems. So little time.
If this stuff is ever corrected and this makes it to the featured box, I will read it.
For now, you can have... MY BIG GAY DANCE.
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1372300
Not bad, and here is my rebuttal: Pinkie Pie. I win.
1372429 You certainly do win.
1372436
Do I get a cookie?
1372438 Uhm, no.
Scout x Rainbow Dash shipping GO!
1372484 You guys were serious about that?
1372474
Get him Pinkie!
1370205 Thanks for noticing. Will correct them soon.
Added to my "Read Later" list.
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1372493, You do realize that Pinkie's just going to eat any cookie she finds and not leave you any, right?
1372595
Maybe, but no one cheats me out of a cookie.
What is this, I don't- I can't...
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1372489 Oh God Yes. XD The idea of Skittles finally snapping like a twig in a high breeze and going after Scout is making me laugh like a hyena right now~!
BECAUSE IT'S SCOUT.
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1370050 So true, it's funny!
>a hundred cans of Bonk! at once
GOODNESS ME!
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?
*marks to read later*
You cant get this!
The blue scout has stolen our intel.
1371716 I'll write about the whole team, don't worry. Just let me finish up Scout's adventure first
1371590
Demo: Aye, lad. We're havin' a weeeee bit of trouble with that right now.
wait rainbow lives in a cloud and scout is a earth pony ITS NOT POSSIBLE or he is dat damn good yep now he is 20 percent color no he is over 9000
6018949 He Double jumped and was on one of her furniture.
1369875 Double-jump?