//------------------------------// // PRANKED // Story: Why so VG? // by dereturd //------------------------------// "What the hell is all that laughing?" Vanoss asked. Trotting down the road of Ponyville as citizens pass by them. "Dunno. Some random shit I guess." Delirious took a guess, raising his hoof and touched his chin. Vanoss before turning away glanced at Delirious. Both looked in front as a certain laughing pink pony and a running rainbow pegasus were running away from Applejack throwing her pies at them. Grumbled she turned back to her stand, also seeing the duo on the sidelines spectating of what happened. "Y'all saw that?" She asked. "Not everything." Vanoss responded. "We just saw those two running from you." Delirious added. "'Cause they simply pranked me is all." She said before trotting back to her market stand. "Wait! Those two are pranksters?" Vanoss yelled. "Eeyup!" And those two just stsred into space. "Delirious." "Social experiments?" "Social experiments." And they both galloped to some ponies. While Wildcat is on the edge of the steep terrain reading a book, behind is a van he spawned. Behind the van is the pegasus and the red pony. "Alright Delirious, somehow Wildcat has a van behind him." Vanoss informed, grinning. "I'm pretty sure he spawned it." Delirious responded. "Well.." He said obtaining a Watch Dogs phone. Then randomly pushed some button. "YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!!" Vanoss yelled as the van started to race towards Wildcat. Who turned back to see who yelled some random shit only to see the bumper of the van ramming his face. "AGHH!!" He screamed in pain. As he and the van fell into the flowing river. While uptop is the duo just laughing their ass off like Trump got outvoted by Harambe. "YOU JUST GOT PRANKED BIG MAN!" Delirious yelled at Wildcat as he floated and swam upwards seeing the two retards laughing it off. "Fuck you!" Wildcat's mask yelled at the two assholes. "Come on Delirious, let's get outta here." "Yeah," Delirious replied with a snicker. "Let's go." He said as the duo left. While not on sight, Wildcat got up from the river and the steep ground, looking forward with a smile and a laugh. Sneaking up and leaning up on the wall Vanoss and Delirious did. Peeking out they saw a Nogla showing off his 'dope' hydraulically customized impala he spawned. Impressing other ponies including mares. "I got this. I got a good one." Delirious said, with a C4 oven mitt on his hoof. He sneaked and crouched, the impala drove by, Delirious quickly reacted by sticking a C4 charge on the side of the door. He grabbed the detonator, and waited for it to drive by some more. "This better work." Vanoss mumbled. Delirious only looked at him then back to the vehicle. Then at the right time, he clicked the detonator and exploded the C4 and the impala. But the best of all, they corpse launched Nogla into the air. "PRANKED!!" Vanoss and Delirious yelled. Laughing again as the green unicorn's corpse landed with a flop. Both sat on their haunches, still laughing before Vanoss couldn't even breath anymore. "I'm gonna have to take a real long breather after this." He said laughing again. "Me too." Delirious implied as he still did his crooked laugh like he was high on crack. "Fuck you!" Nogla's voice said before laughing along with the trio. "You just got pranked, real fucking hard dude." Vanoss said wiping his eyes. "I did, fucking angry about it, but shit, really needed a good laugh." Nogla said. "Be thankful 'cause we're doing another round." Delirious said as he got up and flew away while Vanoss on his tail. Twilight was minding her business, reshelving again only this time by alphabetical order. Just about to finish section C, she raised a book with her magic and slotted it inside the last space. She let out a breath and smiled, she turned to continue her reshelving. THUD! "Huh?" She muttered as she saw the book she placed fell on the floor. She trotted back to the book and used her magic to place it again on the slot. It worked again, until it fell again on the wooden floor with a thud. She grumbled, doing it again as the same procedure performed. She did it again and again until she heard a crooked squeaky laughter from the shelf. She quickly placed down the book and conjured a magnifying glass. She placed it on the shelf to see a tiny Delirious laughing his ass off. He can't stop laughing so much that he started pounding on the wooden surface of the shelf. Twilight then placed the magnifying glass aside then, started giggling, chuckling before completely laughing. "Good one Delirious!" Vanoss said as Twilight turned to see him laughing as well. He picked up the book Twilight was supposed to place inside and housed it on the remaining slot. Until it fell again. He laughed and so did Twilight. "Delirious stop!" "Fine!" Delirious yelled with a squeak before laughing his iconic laugh. His small figure fell on the floor as he grabbed his tool gun and placed himself back to normal sized. "That was a good prank." Delirious said. "Well it wasn't quite the prank." Twilight said. "For you that is." Vanoss implied. Before slotting in the last book. "There, you're a good sport Twi. Let's go." Vanoss said as he left towards the door and so was Delirious. Overlooking the window was also two other pranksters who were--this time-- mares. Giggling and laughing before Rainbow looked at Pinkie. "Looks like we got ourselves some rivals!" "Let's show those two how to upload a prank video!" She said before a baffled Dash met her face. "Right..." Pinkie just finished tying up the last tripwire on her side. Giving Rainbow a raise of her hoof to know she's good. They waited simply for their rivals to just walk through their alleyway's route. They grinned, and became quiet when they saw the red earth pony and a blue pegasus talking over with a list. Muttering some stuff as well. Pinkie and Rainbow held their wires making them really stable. They waited for them at the right time. Until they both paused or Vanoss made them pause. Just before they could get tripped by the wire. He whispered something to them, until he said something loud. "I know who to prank next." Vanoss said. "Who?" Delirious asked. In a flash, Vanoss stomped on the wires so hard making the two mares fall from the roof from the force. Both luckily got caught by a matress. Then they raised their heads to see a grinning Vanoss and a questioning Delirious. "How did you know?" The mares and delirious asked in unison. "I noticed a grey blur and shined. Seeing as how you two pranked AJ earlier, we decided to prank some people as well." Vanoss answered. "Twilight, Wildcat and Nogla." Delirious added. "We only saw you two prank Twilight." Pinkie said. "The way Delirious shrunk to push the book, gotta admit that was cool." Rainbow said. "Then you two declared us rivals." Vanoss said. "You guys were good in pranking!" Pinkie exclaimed. "'Cause we do that all the time man." Delirious replied. "It's fun as shit." Vanoss added. "Either way, you two got pranked!" Then the duo dashed for it. "They're basically us." Rainbow commented. "Playing Watch Dogs is no prank!" Pinkie yelled.