Why so VG?

by dereturd


Vay-nos Pt.1

"I don't think we've finished Vanoss!" Delirious yelled.

The armored vehicle is now getting chased by some armored unicorns and pegasus, either riding a carriage or flying towards the vehicle.

"We gotta fuckin' lose 'em!" Vanoss yelled.

The Insurgent steered right as the armored ponies also follow it's movements. Delirious lowered the glass doors and took out his AP pistol. Aimed at the ponies with a clumsy hold. He pulled the trigger as several bullets fly through the streets, almost hitting the pursuing ponies. The blue pegasus reloaded his pistol as he continued shooting. Then he aimed at the wheel of the carriage, pulled the trigger again and destroyed the wheel, as the transportation vehicle drove sideways and crashed unto a wall as 5 unicorns lay down looking almost dead.

Almost dead.

"Hell yeah Delirious!" Vanoss cheered.

"No time to celebrate, we got some fuckers on our tail!" Delirious said back.

3 pegasus and 3 unicorns are still on the chase on the duo. Not because they knew they robbed the jewelry store but just only they went past the carriage or vehicle speed limit.

Simple law broken. Immediate action.

Vanoss also joined the brawl, lowering his glass door window and threw a sticky bomb. Some pegasus and 2 unicorns went past the bomb unaware. The pony left behind stepped on the bomb, Vanoss also detonated it at the same time exploding it. The unicorns flops down like a dead ragdoll from Gmod.

And barely lived.

Vanoss focused on the street again as he looks at a fork on the road in which he veered left. As the pursuing ponies followed.

"Shit, we went past the way to the safe house!" Vanoss cried out.

"I'll take the wheel use your phone to map around this place!" Delirious suggested as Vanoss nodded.

The red earth pony pulled out his Uzi and his phone. Delirious jumps from his seat and takes the steering wheel. He shakes the vehicle to shake off the ponies behind him.

His hooves driving rivaled Nogla's steering of a motorcycle in firstperson.

"I'm stepping on the gas!" Delirious yelled, firmly stomping on the pedal as the vehicle went faster.

The vehicle sped, the pegasus increased their speed. A colt with a dark blue coat and a navy blue neon mane took the lead, behind him was a musculine stallion with an orange and yellow mane with a red coat.

"Far Flash, speed up the carriage behind us and get the unicorns to shoot at them!" The dark blue colt said.

"Aye aye Capitan!" Far Flash replied, lessened his speed and was by the back of the carriage.

His musculine hooves pushed the carriage as the vehicle added speed. The carriage reached the position of the captain.

"Alright Captain Brave, what now?" Far Flash asked revealing the captain's name was Brave.

"Bark and Starburst, blast some beam to that vehicle. I'll try and pry out the culprits!" Brave planned, the pegasus nodded and the unicorns listened.

The two unicorns' horn glowed, as barrages of beams hit the car with no effect. Far Flash was by the left side of the Insurgent while Brave was on the right side of the vehicle.

Delirious shoots Brave, only to avoid every bullet. He then threw a sticky bomb towards the captain.

Brave's adrenaline already started to flow.

He evaded the projectile as the bomb sticked on a wall. Delirious detonated it, Brave looked back and sighed in relief.

He was wrong.

On his left wing was a small gaping hole. The blood started to flood the coat of the wing. Brave puts all his efforts in only to make the pain worse. He started to black out, alas, he fell on sidewalk and passed out.

"BRAVE!!" Far Flash yelled, only to recieve a bullet from Vanoss by his crest and shoulder. He lost his momentum as he fell on the sidewalk as well.

He glanced on the speeding carriage with 2 unicorns on it.

Now it was up to Bark and Starburst to finish it.

Delirious focused his aim towards the carriage, but his arm went back inside as a beam projectile almost hit him. Then again, he brought out his arm, hoping the unicorns had drained their magic. He put his efforts in as he unloaded bullet by the carriage. By the wheel and body structure of it. It started to drift towards a building. Luckily they used their magic to hold the vehicle.

"We can still do this." Bark said. As he saw a rectangle by the wheel.

"Shit." Was the last thing Bark said.

They exploded.

Vanoss adjuested his side mirror and sees to it that they've suceeded.

"Guess we're done Delirious." Vanoss said to his friend.

"Yeah, but I'm tired as hell." He said back.

Vanoss focused again on the road as they took a left. Finally finding a way back to their safe house.

And they weren't done yet.

2 earth ponies and 2 pegasus blocked their way. The vehicle firmly stopped. Delirious looked at the situation analyzed it.

"Fuck it." Vanoss muttered.

He threw a sticky bomb towards the group and detonated it. The squad fell down really wounded.

And was just alive.

Vanoss continued to drive as he took a left again. Looking at the quiet streets of Vanhoover.

"Guess we don't need fuckin' casualties right?" Delirious asked as Vanoss looked at him.

"Yeah. Don't want to alarm them princesses do we?" Vanoss said while Delirious nodded.


They came to a stop, Delirious opened the garage doors holding it. The red earth pony drove towards the open building. He left the heavy SUV parked where he wants it to be as Delirious locks the garage doors. Vanoss left the SUV and proceeded to the back of the Insurgent.
He and Delirious opened the trunk and grabbed all the bags. But left the weapons there. Vanoss left all the money on the seat for Delirious to count. He proceeded by table near the fridge. He looked at the written small note there.

Vanoss and Delirious.
We have sent you here to complete a task. You'll get what you want when you meet the princesses. All your friends are involved too. The first one between all of them is the guy with a suit and yellow flip flops.
See ya.
-C

He grabbed it and looked at Delirious.

"How do we even know where to find those bitches?"