This is the story of two friends who are drastically different, yet the same in... in some way. I don't know. Anyways, this is the story of two stallions as they emerge from their broken pasts (like all OCs) and come to Ponyville, finding wacky adventure, new friends, and... well, stuff. They confuse anyone they meet with their bickering, then amaze them with their cooperation when it comes down to it.

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A collab between my friend RLYoshi and I.
RLYoshi: "Hey, my FIMFiction one-year anniversary is coming up soon."
Mobius: "Hey, mine too. I only joined a couple weeks before you, so..."
RLYoshi: "We should do something to celebrate."
Mobius: "Make a crossover chapter for one of our stories?"
RLYoshi: "Nah..."
Mobius: "Make a whole new story involving our ponysonas?"
RLYoshi: "PERFECT!"
We'll do our best to update it often, yet there are no guarantees, except for the fact that there will be updates within two weeks of each other.

You'd think that being trapped in stone would mean that, if nothing else, I could get some peace and quiet. Unfortunately, it seems that Celestia has other ideas.

She has appointed these ponies... these 'Keepers', as she calls them, to keep me entertained during my incarceration.

Honestly? I'd prefer the boredom.

Cover art by matrosha123
Spanish Translation by SPANIARD KIWI found here

Have you ever been in that situation where your life just completely turns around, throws you into Equestria, and turns you into a Windigo? ...okay, that may be getting a little too specific.

I'm Arrell - well, that's what I'm called now. I used to be a human, and now I'm a Windigo. What am I doing? Well, aside from enjoying cold places, breaking the fourth wall, and occasionally getting involved with ass-kickings, not a whole lot. It's surprising how mellow life can be when you're in the body of a creature normally seen as demonic...of course, it's become a lot less mellow now that these articles have started showing up. Strange objects from other dimensions possessing unique and dangerous properties, and I have to retrieve them.

...all in all, could be better, could be worse.

[Chess Game of the Gods story. Sequel here.]

One fantastic day, I was bored out of my skull. So, being a brony and all, I decided to try my hand at this new 'Equestrian MMO' game. Turns out, Discord is a troll and just decides to teleport me to Equestria 'cause he hates me. So now, cabbage! Of all the things I could have been charged with retrieving to get out of this hellhole, did it have to be bloody cabbage?! Why cabbage?! And why am I a freakin' pony, huh? Couldn't I have done this stupid quest while still being human? No? Too much to ask? Is it too much to ask to not be flung into the capital city through a goddamn game?! HUH? IS IT? Answer me!***********************A very silly story that will poke and prod at many of the cliches and funnies of the pony world. Don't take it too seriously.

I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.

Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.

Magical mishaps, moral dilemmas, and multiple contusions -- normal ponies don't have to deal with these things. Too bad Lyle Hartston isn't a "normal" pony. From the normal life of a human to an exciting and hectic life of a pony, Lyle's life is flipped upside down. Things can only get stranger for this brony when he wakes up in Equestria. More surprises await for him as he comes to meet a certain pony by the name of Lyra Heartstrings.

All songs belong to their respective artists.

Special thanks to Toni_PWNeroni and ZST6262 for editing and pre-reading.

I still have old original chapters in html format on mediafire. (Warning: poorer quality)

--Soon to be under HEAVY re-write....because it sucks--

I'm serious. It's terrible. Stay away from it, just go read the sequel.

Well things couldn't be any weirder for Ian. Get knocked out a human one morning, wake up with the body of a baby changeling the next. Well, at least he still has his sparkling personality. Right? Well whatever the case, he'll be having some new experiences in this new form.

This is my first story so leave critique for improvement.

Teen for innuendo.
Edit: I got an editor, finally. He helped me with the grammatical errors in the last chapter. So a special thanks to Lan.

Sequel to Unexpected Changeling (Reading not required)

After my mom adopted me, she'd always tell me that being different means you're special, that you're unique and true to yourself. But the hateful ponies, the anti-changeling cult and the entire kingdom trying to kill me says, it makes me a freak, that I'm just like my blood mother who scarred this land, a monster. But my mother, my real mother, she says I'm different. She's says that I am special and unique. That's why she lives inside my head and watches over me. Still, I can't help but wonder...who's right?

Cover by RichFox

*IMPORTANT NOTICE* Story is being rewritten! The rewritten chapters will be marked accordingly!

I thought about having a normal life, but everything goes nuts after an not so ordinary day...

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Cover image made by Ackdari from Deviantart.

I want to visit Equestria the same way a historian wants to visit the past. It would be cool just to look around, but I don't wanna run around touching everything or stay forever. Life is pretty good for me, so ditching it all for something else wasn't very high on my list of priorities. One bonk on the head later though, I've got a bunch of parasites calling me their king. I don't want to be king, though! All I really want is to go home.