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Dead as a doornail since 2014


One fantastic day, I was bored out of my skull. So, being a brony and all, I decided to try my hand at this new 'Equestrian MMO' game. Turns out, Discord is a troll and just decides to teleport me to Equestria 'cause he hates me. So now, cabbage! Of all the things I could have been charged with retrieving to get out of this hellhole, did it have to be bloody cabbage?! Why cabbage?! And why am I a freakin' pony, huh? Couldn't I have done this stupid quest while still being human? No? Too much to ask? Is it too much to ask to not be flung into the capital city through a goddamn game?! HUH? IS IT? Answer me!***********************A very silly story that will poke and prod at many of the cliches and funnies of the pony world. Don't take it too seriously.

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I laughed a lot more than I was expecting, especially at this:

It was a waffle leaning up against a pitcher of beer.

The story has a lot of potential, looking forward to it

Do you think I should add a Discord tag? Could I even add a Discord tag if he only speaks?


1466891 If he's going to be a significant part of the story, you should
Even just dialogue, he's still playing a role in it. An awesome role, cause he's Discord :pinkiecrazy:

Will do. Discord is best troller.

Oh man, this is good!

I hope you continue this.

Fucking amazing. All that annoyed me is what happened when I first saw the title. I instantly thought it was a crossover with this:

And all Discord said was he needed the cabbage to 'leave'. Not 'to leave the game'. :3 He could just mean 'to leave Canterlot'.


Because Discord wouldn't do that at ALL, would he? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Applejack_lolface.png

The first thought that came to mind was...

The Cabbage Guy from Avatar Last Airbender. :derpytongue2: :rainbowlaugh:


I can tell, this is going to be amazing. :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

1467305 im with ya man criken is pretty awesome and well yea

Dammit, you beat me to the reference!

Anyway, I'll have to read this later.

Boil them cabbage down, down.
Turn them hoecakes 'round, 'round.
The only song that I can sing is
Boil them cabbage down.

Shows you where my mind is at after reading that. :rainbowhuh:

processing... processing... processing.... :trollestia: Win!

Funny story...I was originally going to do a Metro 2033 crossover (the book and game were both incredible) but I just couldn't think of how the two universes would interact. Instead, I wrote a parodic-comedy about some jackass stuck in Equestria, being forced to live through numerous cliches. And yes, the name is a direct reference to Criken because he is amazing too.


1468776 gooooood you are now accepted also if youre tryin to do a metro 2033 crossover artyom must got EQUESTRIADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Seenging paipes...laffing PAIPES...the paipes the-*Scream* AAEUUHTUH! Screeming paipes >:|

Please? Pleasus Christ? PLEASEEEEEEE??? :scootangel:

This was pretty good! When i seen this update i was like: "...YES!"

Hope you continue!

He should have read the terms of agreement.
Hey, it's how that one guy found out the League of Legends plagiarists.
The things we take for granted are usually the most important.
On a lighter unrelated note, :rainbowlaugh:.

Oh, This is going to be fun to explain. Vinyl might be reasonably well known, but Gilda, Probably not.

*Spoiler alert for chapter 2*
Yes, Gilda. Do please shut up. :raritywink:

Yay for bumping into every other character of any importance to the show even though there would be countless ponies. :yay:

Granted if you want people to read your story you almost have to throw at least one background pony in to grab their attention but it still makes me snicker a bit how many adventures we put a select number of ponies through.

Also I can't wait to see how Gilda responds to being snapped at even if it is by some pony she does not know but does seem to know her... and how is waffle going pay for drinks?

Waffle paying for drinks? Perish the thought!
On a slightly more related note, Mr. Waffle will probably bump into damn near every character from the show in his cabbage misadventure.


Yay for epic adventures of insanity!
Just look out when you meet angle bunny, that rabbit has a mean streak a mile wide!

Then, the trolling begins.

Man you churned this out fast. Hats off to you. (see what I did there?)

Don't hate me because I'm funnier than you. (see what I'm doing?)

Bahahahaha, I can imagine this straight to the featured page, I love trollfics, and I would laugh if he meets another human in that world who trolls hard too, but that would then lead into a crossover story.

Are you basing this off your personality DivideByZero? Also if you are I'm a mega troll as well :P

No, 'Waffle' is not based off of my personality.
Well, not really.
Some things are, but most aren't.
Now that I think about, yeah, he kind of his.
Aw hell, he's practically me if I went into Equestria.

1472391 Same here :D Just different method of trolling would be involved. :pinkiehappy: The trolls, they have been doubled.

Not when I'm drunk, like I am now. And definitely not to any non-ponies.
As for the picture war:

Ah yes, the alcohol strikes first at the not-giving-a-fuck centres in the brain.

Picture war, you say?
pardon the French

And in Chapter 3's comment section:
DivideByZero vs. TheDaringDone
In an unrelated note, cool chapter. That's three for three background characters messed with. :pinkiehappy:

We're all dust already.

Oh and your fired :twilightsmile:

Have a nice day :pinkiecrazy:

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