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SpiralWriter


Spiral really has no idea what they're doing and they hope you like what you're reading.

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"Imagine if you would, a perfect world, free of all of life's little sins and sufferings. Now imagine that you're living in this world now, totally free of any obligation or consequence of the reality you left behind. Would you take the chance to enter this perfect world? Click yes, or no, at the bottom of this page. Rules and restrictions do apply, only citizens within the boundaries of earth are eligible."

Disclaimer: Written long before 'Keep Calm and Flutter On' aired.

Warning! Shameless self-insert OC story ahead! Proceed at your own risk!

Does contain some language and violence from time to time~

I know there are some grammatical errors, but they will be fixed chapter by chapter once the story is completed.

Chapters (33)
Comments ( 548 )

Seems like a good idea, if you need an OC to join, I'm open, the time lords assistant at your service... For fifty bucks.

Looks like a great story, can't wait for more adventures of oddjob.

370665

*Gathers money*

I'll be sure to hit you up in a few chapters or so.

This is bucking awesome. EDIT: OH MY GODDESSES, I NEED MORE OF THIS DELICIOUS AND CHAOTIC STORY!

I saw a few grammatical errors here and there (comma splices, uncapitalized 'I's).

The story I like. I hope you can take it somewhere. I like the fact for once the OC isn't a pony.

370744

I'll be sure to fix those soon~

And thanks^^

An interesting start, to say the least. There's definitely a lot of potential here.
I look forward to seeing where you will go with this.

Aspicio, diluculo Infinitas Noctis.
Shadow Horizons

nifty i was kinda hoping he would land near ponyville but alas no but good story
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out of
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370724 WHAT I WANNA GET PAYED TO BE IN A STORY

371121

'Twas a joke, if I could send money through the screen, I would.

371290 oh i know it was a joke :raritycry: BUT I WISH IT WAS REAL

Hmm. Well, this bodes... oddly. Appropriate, for Discord. I'm not sure what to expect, and I'm fairly confident that any guesses I make regarding the direction of the plot are going to be wrong. As such, I will simply track and await further installments.

375327 im so mad it makes me sad :pinkiesad2::fluttercry:

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So... Did I win?
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This is quite interesting, I'm curious to see how it continues. You got a new reader. :pinkiehappy:

damn yo

i have a feeling someones gonna try and kill oddjob for his blood

FUCK NO! *just got to reading*

418899 i can usually tell when these things are gonna happen :twilightblush:

OH and this wurm probably looked like this!
images.wikia.com/spongebob/images/0/0c/Alaskan_bullworm.jpg

Are the mane six or the princesses going to enter the picture later?

HELL YEAH, SON JERST WHAT I NEEDED AFTER DA GAMEZ.
CONSARNIT, DONE READING ALREADY.

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Yes, but only in the later chapters, like nearing the end of the story.

It was big, pink, and definitely not Patrick's belly button.
congratulation i award you one internet

Jabberwocky... I see what you did there, and I like it :moustache:

Well, the Appleloosians had to realize, sooner or later, that apple pies are not really useful as weapons.

Another great chapter. The story keeps getting more interesting. :twilightsmile:

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Or maybe we just don't realize the full destructive potential of pies yet.

And thank you^^

I hope he leaves Appleloosa soon... I got 'nuf country stuff 'round here already... don't need no more, besides, ah just want 'im to tell people that he's a gosh dern.....whachacallit? I WANT 'IM TO BE MORE LIKE DISCORD!

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He'll be leaving Appleloosa soon in a few chapters. Don't worry, we haven't seen the end of Discord just yet :moustache:

Wonderful, I admire the shameful rip off of Rod's precious monologues from the Twilight Zone. This will definetly get me to read the story-wait...nvm.

OH CELESTIA, another chapter at long last.... FUAAAAAARRRRK!

i fuckin knew it course

YES! The adventure continues! :pinkiehappy:

I really hope that the next chapter doesn't take as long to get out, I really enjoy this story.

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I promise it'll come soon.

917710 Alright then, what's soon? Three weeks? Three months? Give us an estimate man! :flutterrage:

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Hmm...'bout two weeks or so. Sooner if I get the inspiration.

Well that was pretty epic, momma worm reminds me of the Riftworm from Gears of War 2..... that there was a skyscraping worm, ah tell you what.

This was so amazing that my brain exploded. I don't know how am I typing this now.

Hmm..
Ot shouldn't be an army of discord knock offs, but agents of chaos, like maybe a pony (I still remember the promise of my OC... :rainbowkiss:) a gryphon, a dragon, exc.

Smash army of Discord, Odd-job must. To do this, a bad ass he must become.

You know it would be more menacing at the end if he said something along the lines of "Not yet..." but that's still good.
Keep up the good work!:twilightsmile:

I said it before, but I'm glad to have you back here :twilightsmile:

I like how you named the unicorn Vorpal. :pinkiehappy: The best name he could have, considering the situation.

I assume he's gonna be an antagonist, right?

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