Princess Celestia is confused when she finds a love letter in her room, though she learns a little something from it.

This was written a long time ago, and I leave it up more as a reminder of where I started than as an example of where my skills are now. Regardless, hopefully you'll find this story to be an amusing waste of time.

-Thanks to TheEsperBrony for editing

After a long day of work, Ditzy (Derpy) Doo wakes in the night to find that she is in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Worst of all, the zombies arent even ponies! Instead, they are some strange type of two-legged creatures with hands. fortunately for her, she is found by four of these creatures that dont seem infected. But can they help her escape this nightmare? For that matter, can any of them escape the hell-hole of a city they find themselves in?

update: the sequel is out! check it out, if you'd like: Left 4 Derpy 2

(proofread by Flutterguy_6996. Title image photoshopped by myself)
(Dramatic reading by Applesaws. links to the readings can be found in the respective chapter's author's notes.)

After my last fanfic, you guys deserve a comedy.

Anthony and Ian are transported to Equestria by the teleporting fat guy. Hilarity ensues.

(Rated T: Alcohol Mentioned On Several Occasions)
I never thought my life could be anything but ale and whiskey, but suddenly I'm a mulberry pony...
Wait, that's not how the song goes. *Hic* And why does my hand feel number than usual?
Everything's out of focus. *Hic* No, no, no. I most drunkenly am not assured. *Hic* Let's have look in the mirror.
Oh! *Hic* Hi, Berry Punch. How'd you get on Earth? *Hic* What? No, I asked you. Why are you copying my motions... and why are you so quiet? *Hic* You know what? Forget it. *Hic* Good night!
*Collapse to the floor.*

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I have to wonder sometimes if I have any shred of dignity as a writer.
But then I realize something.
I have no dignity.
MLP:FiM is property of Hasbro and Studio B as are respective references.
This is non-profit.
I may or may not continue this.

Hey, Reader. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Hi. I'm Tony. My life just got messed up big time,
I thought today was going to just be a nice, normal Friday morning. I was wrong. Horribly wrong. I've woke up this morning in the furry white hooves of a pony. Rarity to be exact. In a new body, that I have no idea how to use, I have to find out what has happened to my body, and find out whether or not if I'm the only one in this boat. Only time will tell as I trek across the states in attempt to find out was has gone awry in my once happy world of being human.
Rated teen for excessive use of foul language.

This is my first fic and part of PonyEarthverse

Scarlet had seen many things in her travels throughout the Wastelands and thought she had seen every during her recent year in the Mojave Desert. But due to a strange energy phenomena right as she was teleporting, she arrives at a world unlike her own.

Rated Teen: It's a Fallout crossover, do I need to explain why?

Has a Tumblr (If anyone is interested that is...)

Rainbow Dash returns from an evening in Cloudsdale to find Pinkie Pie in a dreadful state after a terrible nightmare. The pegasus tries her best to comfort her friend, but will it be enough?

Image by microgrid (http://microgrid.deviantart.com/).

Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI - https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/La-luz-en-la-oscuridad-970255243
Reading by Agent Fluffy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdVGfjmnsrM
Reading by Alchemystudent - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcdJtTA5A14
Reading by AJ Earthbend - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw_sIt1PfQ8
Review (sort of) by Changeling Number 32 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEb_xv9eQdo

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and its characters are owned by Lauren Faust and Hasbro. Characters are used without permission but with the greatest respect.

Scott Pilgrim is your average 24 year old Canadian Born Slacker. He was in a rocking band, dated a couple girls, and had beat 7 evil ex's into pocket change for a girl. Your average guy. Although, now he is somewhere almost as strange and confusing as Toronto, a land called Equestria.

A Cross-Over between the Scott Pilgrim books and Some show about Magical Ponies or whatever, i'm sure you've heard about it.

My first fic that I've written. Criticism welcome.

Spike has been rejected by Rarity after helping her for a very important client and a fashion show. He disappears shortly afterwards, leaving Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and the rest of the gang saddened by his absence.

It has been three years since that incident, and the girls have gotten past the sadness, but still get together to remember the purple dragon every year. On this day, a new pony comes to Ponyville, and although he knows nothing of what his life was like, helps the group have more fun and fills part of the hole left in their hearts from Spike.

Idea for the fashion show goes to LordPlagus777's story Heart of Scales.

Every rising star must eventually fall. Rainbow Dash is locked in a struggle against her own past, and with the help of Twilight is about to make a discovery that will change the way she flies forever. But what will she lose in the process?

Massive thanks to Furor1 and Nyuuchandiannepie for the ridiculously awesome artwork, you should really check them out on DeviantArt if you've not already.

Dedicated to Donald Campbell and his Bluebird, for chasing his horizons for no other reason than the fact that they were there. Also to Steve Hogarth and Marillion for writing Out Of This World, the song that inspired this story.