“Ok, now we have to hide the body.”
“Hide what body? We didn’t kill him.”
Ian realized that could be a problem. “Ok, then let’s kill him so we can-”
“No! Then I won’t be able to meet Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash! We can’t kill him yet.”
“Well, we are soon going to have to reenact the gayest and worst fanfiction that was originally written for Fallout Boy that got adapted to fit us”
“It’s the only fanfiction that was originally written for Fallout boy that got adapted to fit us.”
“Exactly.”
Anthony looked around while Spike was putting some finishing touches on the milk enema machine.
“Ok, so what should we do? And wait, wasn’t there a third guy in there somewhere...” Anthony came to the stunning realization. “Sh*t, we gotta get outa here.”
“Don’t worry, I have a plan!” Ian ran over to the shrine of Rarity, took one of the candles, and put it up to the poster of Rarity.
“Spike, i don’t want to do this. Just let us go, and we’ll let Rarity live.”
Spike dropped the wrench. “Not the poster! You wouldn’t...”
Ian furrowed his brow. “Damn, he knows I’m not actually gonna do it...”
“Fine!” Spike gave up. “You can go. On one condition... bring me one of Rarity’s used tissues.”
Anthony and Ian shrugged, and went to leave. “You’re f**king creepy, Spike.”
Ian and Anthony climbed out from under the bed, and came face to face with Twilight Sparkle. “Oh, hey Twilight. Listen, Spike was just-”
Twilight punched Ian in his other eye.
“AH! F**K!”
“Take that you son of a bitch! Oh, and nice to see you, Anthony.”
“Nice to see you too, Twi! Listen, do you have any of Rarity’s used tissues? It’s for, um, science!”
Twilight gave Anthony a really weird look, and left the room.
“Damn. I guess we’ll have to follow Rarity around until she uses a tissue.”
“That’s almost as creepy as reenacting milk.”
“Whatever dude. I get to hang around Rarity for a day. And what do you have? Two black eyes and broken balls.” Anthony strutted away fabulously.
“Damn that’s fabulous!” Ian gritted his teeth. “Challenge accepted, Anthony. Challenge accepted.”
Anthony flew over to the Carousel Boutique, and knocked on the door.
“What is it, I’m very- ANTHONY!” Rarity squealed as she flung open the door and grabbed Anthony, kissing him several times about his head, neck, and wings.
“Oh yeah. I still got it,” Anthony said, feeling his swag meter raise a few bars.
“Anyway, I don’t have much time, but you can lounge around the shop if you want,” Rarity said, levitating a dress over to another end of the shop, accomplishing nothing.
“Actually, can I have one of your tissues? A used one, if you don’t kind.”
Rarity gave Anthony an odd look, then gave him a used tissue.
“Thanks!”
Anthony ran outside to see Ian with a very strange and complicated machine that looked like a catapult, a hot air balloon and a merry go-round has some demented love child.
“Don’t worry, I have the tissue.”
Ian pulled up his most trusted accomplice, and pressed it.
“That was easy.”
why didnt he just blow his nose on a tissue and say it was raritys >.>
Da fuk did I just read?
lol swag meter.
937144 Gennnnnnnnnniuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssss!
I really hope smosh reads this.
lawls lawzlz everyWHERE!
I feel stupid...
It took me about five hours to figure out the "that was easy" part...
Still, great chapter
GENIUS. It was freaking funny. Keep it up
937015 Trust me, Spike would know the difference.
937144 Awesomeness!
937169 A littel late to the party
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937543 With enough PMs to Smosh on Youtube, we can make it a reality! Go tell all your brony friends! We can do this!
937667 Thanks! I try mah best ^^
937966 did it take you that long to find "Going to the mountains"?
938069 Thanks! I'll try mah best
938599 No... just took me that long to put two + two together...
938599
You're welcome you deserve props
938599 SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE
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this happend cause of my gf cleaned my house and i hate it clean
she got pissed when it was all dirty again when she got back
Sweet, swag increase 20%
By the way does anyone know Smosh's view on Bronies
938742 Lol, EEyup!
940031 I think smosh themselves don't mind bronies, but some of the people on the smosh pit don't have the best view on us.
We need to get this on "Ian Is Bored".
945591 We need to send it to them! I need everypony to send smosh a PM on youtube or comment on an Ian is bored video.
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947455 Pure awesomeness.
I love Spike's creepiness.
*clicks send* ok they should be reading this
After reading this My swag meter went up to full 100./.
this made today the best day of my entire life
1418842 you mean your penis.
945591 i'm on it, after i start watching "attack on the titans" or something like that, i don't get it, it's like candy crush to me. never seen/ played either.
LOLZ, the mane six are fans, the princesses are fans, I love it.