Fluttercult
Anthony soon grew tired of the couch. Sure, it was delicious, but it lacked in the relationship department. So, he broke up with it.
"I'm sorry... it's just that we've grown apart. It's not me, it's you. Now, I'm going to shove you outside so i don't have to look at your ugly face anymore."
Anthony carried out this plan with surprisingly good results.
"Huh. If only that had worked as well with my last girlfriend."
Anthony was now bored. Which was normally Ian's job, but...
Heh, it's funny, because there's a show called Ian is Bored on... screw you guys, that was funny!
*cough* Anywhore, so Anthony decided to investigate the basement. Not because he thought there was anything suspicious going on, but because he's a creeper that way.
"Hey, Fluttershy, somepony who was definitely not me broke in and ate your couch. Also-" Anthony stopped in mid sentence when he reached the basement. It was a large cavern with multiple fires illuminating it, giving it a pleasant hell-red glow. Skeletons adorned the walls, and a shed lay at the far end of the cavern. All around, he could see ponies hanging from the walls by shackles, and in the very center was a large stone slab with a pentagram written in red paint(?) directly in the middle. Surrounding that were heads impaled on torches made of bones.
"Come one! How come everypony has a better basement then me?"
"Anthony? Is that you?" Anthony turned around, his hair flipping in the process.
"AAH! MY OVARIES!" Anthony was staring at Lyra, who he assumed would be clutcher his lower abdomen had her arms not been chained to the wall.
"Lyra!" Anthony ran over to unchain her, but found that his feeble hooves were no match for the cheap plastic that binded her.
"Anthony... I just... got new ovaries... you bastard..."
Anthony smiled sheepishly. "Sorry 'bout that." He took another good look around. Also chained were Tobuscus, Pewdiepie, Cavemanfilms, Shane Dawson, and various others were also chained.
"She takes famous youtubers... and kills them for Shmooz... she's gotten Ray William Johnson, Fred (thank Celestia), and... Nigahiga already... now she's going to- sh*t! Hide!" Anthony hid behind Lyra as he saw a cloaked figure walk over and unchain Tobuscus from the wall.
"Well, well, well, Toby. Looks like you'll be having some time in the spotlight tonight!" Rarity said as her hood fell back. Tobuscus tried to scream, but Rarity had placed a dirty sock in his mouth.
"Now now. Don't fight it! It'll only hurt for a seconds, and then you'll die."
Rarity dragged the ponified web star up to the sacrificial altar and threw him there. She removed the sock from his mouth.
"HELP ME! OH GOD, SOMEBODY HELP!"
Rarity giggled. "It's always more enjoyable when they scream!"
She plunged her knife into Tobuscus's stomach. Toby screamed in pure agony as the blade tore his insides asunder.
"Lord Shmooz will be pleased!" Rarity's eyes looked in opposite directions as she dealt the final blow to Tobuscus, and he promptly died.
Anthony would have been horrified, if he had not been staring at Lyra's plot the entire time.
"Anthony! They're going to kill Ian next! You have to do something!"
"Uh huh..." Anthony started to stroke Lyra's left flank.
"ANTHONY! If we live, I'll let you fondle my flank as much as you want! Now go out there and save them!"
Anthony glided over to the altar, where he stole Tobuscus's wallet. Quickly, he hid under the altar as Rarity returned.
"Alright, Cult Leader Fluttershy wants me to sacrifice Lyra and Shane Dawson before we get to Ian, so say goodbye to them one last time."
No pony said goodbye, so Rarity got right to it and untied Lyra first.
"Wait, I can't use you, your ovaries are damaged. We need you to be in perfect sexual health to sacrifice, or else- wait... there's only one pony I know who could do that..." Rarity stared at the altar. Anthony began to sweat, and not just from the fire that was raging on his left wing.
"Spike! He probably did this..." Rarity turned around to find the purple dragon.
Anthony jumped up. "No, you idiot! Spike isn't even a pony!" Then he realized he had just blown his cover.
"Sh*t."
Rarity pulled out her dagger and charger Anthony. Anthony grabbed her front hooves and threw her over backwards into a pool of lava that was conveniently stationed behind him.
"That was easy."
"Not too easy, I'm afraid."
Anthony turned around, flipping his hair again. "AAH! MY BACK-UP OVARIES!" Lyra shouted iin the background.
Fluttershy stood up on the altar, holding the unconscious Ian by the horn. "So sorry to ruin this, but I can't have you killing my favorite cult followers like that. While I go fix Rarity, Twilight will commence the ritual. Don't try to save us from the demonic corruption by attacking her or anything."
Anthy frowned. "Damn, I was just about to do that, but now I can't... gonna have to think of another way to-"
"God damn, you bloody poof!"
Anthony looked around. "Charlie?"
"Yeah, it's me yah wanker! Now listen up! The demons have taken over Fluttershy and Rarity's minds! Twilight's only here to kill Ian while she has a legit reason, but you're going to have to use your power to stop it!"
Anthony boldly stepped up, and charged Twilight Sparkle. The lilac unicorn looked confused for a second, then screamed when Anthony flipped his hair. Clutching her lower abdomen, she fell to the ground, writhing in pain from her exploded ovaries.
Fluttershy pulled a seemingly unharmed Rarity from the lava pit.
"Wait... how is she not..."
"You wouldn't think I'd put real lava in here? Somepony might get hurt! It's just orange soda."
Anthony ignored this perfectly logical decision and turned back to Twilight. She was still laying on the ground, clutching her ovaries.
"Anthony!" Rarity shouted. Anthony hair flipped again, causing Fluttershy to squeak in pain as she grabbed her lower abdominal region. "We still need a sacrifice to placate Lord Shmooz!"
Anthony looked around. Finally, he decided on Nova.
"Sorry, Nova."
Anthony picked him up, threw him onto the slab, and killed him.
Nothing happened.
"Lord Shmooz is pleased! Hooray!" Rarity ran about, letting ponies free.
Ian opened his eyes. "Unghh... what happened?"
Anthony laughed.
"If only you knew... if only you knew."
Ian gave him a hard stare. "That is the lamest way to end a chapter ever."
But it's not them end, oh dear Ian!
"AH! Who said that?"
Me! I'm the writer!
"Cool! Can you-"
No.
"Aw..."
In a few hours, all the youtube stars, along with Rarity, were visiting Fluttershy, Lyra, and Twilight in the hospital as they waited to have their ovaries replaced.
"Jesus, Anthony, you may want to contain your hair, or else they might run out of ovary doners. by the way, where are you getting these ovaries from?"
"I was told there were going to be free silver spoons here-" Silver Spoon bagan, but was cut off by Rarity.
"There's one! Get her!" Two security gaured shoved Silver Spoon into a bag and carried her and Twilight off into the operating room.
"Oh. Ok then."
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Lovin it
Nooooooo Nova :C
Love iiiiiiiiiiit
I never thought I'd say this but... This was the worst chapter of the whole fan fic.
Fred died, guys.
That alone makes this a great chapter.
Man, Nova and Toby? You sick monster! Great chapter though!
I get the feeling that I've heard the "Screw you guys, that was funny" part somewhere.
Keep Derpy away from Pewdie
She wOrks with the barrels also Luna will freak If she sees Pewdiepie
Cool chapter
NOOOO NOT NOVA, TOBUSCUS, AND NIGAHIGA
950950 Glad you do!
951000 If you actually read it, it'll say they were under demonic influence, so not their real selves. An I only killed Tobuscus because I was sick of people asking about him.
951205 Sad but true.
951282 Thanks! Glad you loved it!
951410 Well, you win some you loose some. I'm assuming you don't like the fact that they're psychotic murderers. Well, they were under demonic influence, so they aren't going to be like that for further chapters.
951522 See? At least you get it. Brohoof. /)
951643 Thanks! I only killed Toby because I was sick of people asking about him.
951869 I think it was from RWJ.
951879 There was nothing we could do...
952003 Thanks! I'll try my best to keep Pewdie away from Barrels.
952173 It was unavoidable.
952304
Why did you kill Nova? Nobody was asking about him, right?
952345 I was running out of people to kill, and the only other person I could think of was Tomska. I didn't want to kill him.
952349
He's way too awesome to kill!
952360 He will be missed. Or maybe I'll bring, him back, since so many people are complaining. Not just Nova, like Tobuscus and the others since people are being whiny bitches about it.
952408
Oh no, I was referring to Tomska and how you didn't kill him, I don't really care whether you bring anyone back though and also, are all the youtubers ponies? You never explained that.
952427 Oh, ok. Yeah, I make subtle references to the fact that they are ponies, but some people might have missed that. I'll make sure to make that the most prominent part of chapter 10.
952441
I think it would be funny for them to be ponies, especially Pewdiepie, how will he react?
952458 This also allows me to segue into Cavemanfilms as a pony and Pewdiepie as a pony.
STEVEN! SURGICAL TAPE!! STAT!!!
You should have put daneboe (guy known most for Annoying Orange) here but whatevs
952498 Ugh... the annoying orange...
952501
Yesssss..... you share my pain.
952583 Glad you liked!
NOT NOVA NNOOOOOO!!! fuck you...
952698 Sorry to displease you.
At least pewdiepie didn't die
Lol that rhymed
952744 I could never kill Pewdiepie!
I loved this chapter
953281 Thanks! I thought this one was quite awesome
953464 Ok, well don't worry. They aren't going to be murderers in the next chapter.
954436 Runescape Kicks ass!
Yeah, the general is not really that hard. And happy 200 million to you too
This is so random, it's funny.
Keep up the good work!
952304 Oh, yeah, I remember that now!
As long as the Yogscast don't die I am happy.
NOVA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >:( YOU BASTARD!
952304 I think a lot of people here are basically asking for you to turn this into some massive YouTube star crossover thing, but I'm not complaining (cause that would actually be awesome), I'm just blatantly putting the idea out there.
I'm fine with the other youtubers as long as you don't hurt Pewdiepie!
...he gave me a happy birthday on my birthday
You sick bastard you killed Toby! Whyyyyyyyyyy? (Breaks down into tears)
955570DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS.
Also this wasn't your best chapter (not because you killed toby or nova) but hey not every chapter going to be perfect
RWJ, Nova, and Fred are now dead. Best chapter. Although one question. WHY TOBY!!!
This is just the most random shit!
You're doin' good man. You're doin' good.
954990 Thanks! Some people didn't like this chapter, couldn't handle their heroes dieing
955570 Meh, Yogcast is overrated, but I won't kill 'em.
955604 si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1079908235/borat_855_18535194_0_0_12672_300.jpg
955938 That could be the case, but I'm trying not to sell out like that.
956629 Oh wow! Lucky
956791 There was nothing we could do.
956859 Well, at least you understand that. I personally loved this chapter, but hey. Whatever.
958658 I was sick of him. People spamming with OMG TOBUSCUS YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PUT HIM IN!
959231 Thanks
961136 Oh.
Still best chapter. 
961202 Yay! Thanks
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
coulda been worse tho....you could have let one direction LIVE instead of die....
Nope. I tried, but I just can't bring myself to care about any of the people you killed up to Toby and Nova, and honestly, considering how sick you must be of hearing about Toby, I can't blame you.
QUICK! WE NEED SOME KITTENS FOR PEWDIEPIE!
"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED NOVA!" "THOSE BASTARDS!!!" >:CC WHY NOVA??? WHY NOT NIGHIGA!!! (not being racist)
970104 I Thought he was already dead.