//------------------------------// // Welcome to Equestria // Story: If Smosh Were Ponies // by Regidar //------------------------------// Anthony stretched his wings. "Dude! This is awesome! I'm a pegasus!" Anthony did a few loop de loops before smashing directly into a tree. "Haha! You're such a fail-" Ian began before an anvil landed on his head. "Sorry!" yelled the same Grey pegasus from before. Ian and Anthony both recovered from their injuries and took a good look around. "I think we may be in Equestria," Anthony said. "And you know this why..." Ian looked at Anthony suspiciously. "It's a good show!" Anthony said in his defense. Ian rolled his giant eyes. "Anyway, let's find the Teleporting Fat Guy so he can help us out. I don'-" "OH MY GOSH! SMOSH!" The two former humans turned around to see a turquoise unicorn staring at them. "Um, do I know yo-" Ian started, but was promptly shoved out of the way so Anthony could run over to the unicorn. "LYRA!" Anthony hugged the pony full on, his wings shooting up into a wingboner. "Woah! Calm down!" Lyra giggled, a little embarrassed. Anthony blushed while Ian laughed in the background before getting hit by a large boulder. "Sorry!" yelled the grey pegasus for the third time. "GOD DAMMIT WHERE ARE GETTING ALL OF THIS STUFF?" It was Anthony's turn to laugh his plot off at his friend. "Anyway, smosh, I have to show you around! Ever since I was able to get my frequencies to pick up youtube, I've been hooked on you, Nigahiga, Pewdiepie, and Cavemanfilms. I also love the cartoons you guys have on shut up cartoons, those were hilarious! I'm sad Dos and Don'ts is over, but I love Snowjacked, it's hilarious!" Anthony didn't pay any attention to Lyra and just stared at her horn. "HEY! My eyes are down here!" Anthony shook himself out of his trance. "Oh. Heh. Sorry," He said, blushing again. Lyra looked a bit annoyed. "So, Ian, how do you feel about being in Equestria?" "I HATE HOW THAT GREY ONE KEEPS DUMPING HEAVY OBJECTS ON ME!" "You may want to move, then." "Huh? Why?" A whole castle fell onto Ian. "HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!" "Come on, let's go! I'll take you to mine and Bon-Bon's place!" Anthony flew next to her. "So are you guys, like, you know-" "Oh no. We just live together." Anthony looked disappointed, and Ian crawled out from underneath the castle. Once they reached their destination, Lyra swung open the door. Bon-Bon took one look at Ian and Anthony. "EEEK! SMOSH!" The mare ran over and hugged them both. "Wait, if they see us as humans, how did they know us as ponies?" Ian asked. "Duh. Your cutie marks." Anthony and Ian looked down at their flanks. Ian's was a pink frosted sprinkled donut, and Anthony's was a rainbow lollipop. "This is so cool!" "Wait, then what's our talents?" Ian was determined on not enjoying the situation. "Duh. Anthony and you will both work at sugarcube corner." "Wait, so I get to meet Pinkie Pie?" Anthony inquired. "Yeah." Anthony passed out from excitement. Ian grinned wildly. "I am so writing 'I want to make love to Scootaloo' on his forehead."