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// The Legacy Ends 
// Story: If Smosh Were Ponies 
// by Regidar 
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Ian and Anthony were sitting on the remains of Fluttershy’s couch outside of her cottage, bored out of their minds.

“God damn it now I do feel like we’ve exhausted every possible option.”

“Well, we could hang out with Pewdiepie, he seems-”

Ian punched Anthony in the face. “NO! HE WANTS TO TAKE LORETTA AWAY FROM ME AND DO BAD THINGS TO HER!”

Anthony rubbed his face where Ian had smashed his hoof into it. “Yeah, I don’t think being in a relationship with a barrel is too healthy, anyway-”

Another punch to the face greeted him.

“OW! Dude, come on!”

Ian was seething. “Why can’t you just let me and Loretta be together?”

“I’m pretty sure Derpy was kidding when-”

“When I did what?” The grey pegasus alighting the edge of the couch, scaring the crap out of Anthony.

“Um... well, I-”

Derpy got all up in Anthony’s grill. “Why can’t you just accept the fact that Ian is going to be with Loretta?” 

“Yeah, Anthony! Me and Loretta are perfectly happy together! Why can’t you just be glad that I finally found love?”

Anthony facehoofed. “Am I the only sane pony here?”

Pewdiepie patted his hoof and Anthony’s back. “I know the feel, bro.”

“AH! MONSTER!” Anthony punched Pewdiepie in the face, knocking him out cold.

“OH DEAR GOD I KILLED HIM!”

“Quick, we have to hide the body!” Ian looked around to make sure no pony had seen the travesty that had happened.

Pewdiepie got to his hooves. “No need guys, I’m cool.”

“Well, should we dump him in the lake?” Anthony asked.

“No, they’ll check there first. What we need is a hacksaw and 300 gallons of sulphuric acid,” Derpy said, furrowing her brow. Anthony and Ian starred at her. “What? I have experience with this.”

“Guys! I’m fine! No need to hide my body or anything.”

“Wait, didn’t shut up cartoons have an instructional on body hiding? Let’s watch that! It’ll sure help us!”

Pewdiepie sighed, giving up on the idiots that lay before him, and trotted off to have his own magnificent adventure.