Dead as a doornail since 2014

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

Yep.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

"gg i deserve challenjour"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.

There and back again.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Sorry to say that I'm going to be doing nothing more than reading when and if I'm ever on here. See the blog on my user page for slightly more info. Arrivederci..

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.