Scott Pilgrim Vs Equestria

by who149


Let go to Sugarcube Corner

As much as Twilight would have loved to keep the weird new creature, whom might be dangerous, away from public eye. However, it didn't take her long to realize that if Scott really was a threat to Equestria, she would need all the help of her friends. And like that, did began her, Scott, and Rainbow Dash's journey too Surgarcube Corner.

The group got weird looks from passersby, looking at the strange creature that walked through Ponyville with two of the elements of harmony. Twilight sighed, wishing they would have came up with more of a plan.

"Dude." Scott began as another Pony gave him a feared look and trotted away from them. "Why does everyone hate me? Is it because i'm not a pony? are ponies racist?"

"They just have never seen... a creature like you before" Twilight tried to explain.

"So i'm stuck in a world with racist ponies. Well, not my worse day, at least nobody is trying to kill me" he said, not noticing the plotting eyes watching him from the distance.

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They arrived at Sugarcube Corner, Rainbow Dash just finishing the story of her first Sonic Rainboom. "So, that's when I broke through the sound barrier, and soared into the sky leaving a rainbow trailing behind me!" she said confidently.

"Wow. So wait, let me get this straight, you can fly?" he said looking at the cyan Pegasus who was flying slightly over him.

"...Um.. yeah"

"Wow, that's neat!" he said reaching out to touch one of her wings, Rainbow Dash slapping his hand before he could.

"DUDE! Not Cool!" Rainbow Dash shouted in disgust, "You can't just got and touch a Pegasus's Wings...Not without at LEAST a dinner and a movie first" she said rolling her eyes.

"Wait, What!?" Scott exclaimed in confusion.

"Were here" Twilight said in annoyance, hoping to Celestia that he wouldn't have to explain the basics of Equestrian courtship to him at any given moment of him being there.

"So...Your friend lives in a Gingerbread house?" Scott asked scraching his head.

"She lives and works here yes" Rainbow Dash answered.

"Weird..."

Twilight rolled her eyes. "I assure you Scott, Equestria is not as weird as you think it is, in time everything will seem normal" She opened the door, only to get blasted with confetti and balloons. The inside of the shop was completely decorated for a party. A large banner in the back said Welcome to Ponyville. A pink mare popped up from seemingly nowhere, putting a party hat on Scott and Shooting more Confetti.

"Hi there! I'm Pinkie Pie! AND WELCOME TO PONYVILLE!" The Pink Mare shouted.

PINKIE PIE
HYPERACTIVE AND LOVES PARTIES

Before Scott could say anything the Pink Pony began to burst into song.

"Welcome welcome welcome
A fine welcome to you
Welcome welcome welcome
I say how do you do?
Welcome welcome welcome
I say hip hip hurray
Welcome welcome welcome
To Ponyville today"

She shouted as she went over too a cart, that shout out confetti from an oven.

"uh oh.." Pinkie Said.

"Not again..." Twilight sighed.

"HIT THE DIRT!" Rainbow Dash shouted as she hid under a table. Scott watched in confusion as nearly everyone began to duck. The cart shaking a bit before shooting out cake batter all over the room, covering Scott.

"oops. Sorry. Sometimes I put the cake batter in the confetti cannon, and the confetti in the cake baker" she said giggling and bouncing over to Scott, rubbing the batter off himself.

Twilight came out from under the table "Um... Scott, this is my good friend Pinkie Pie, Pinkie, this is Scott Pilgrim... He isn't from around here"

Scott finally uncovered his face and looked at the Pink Mare smiling and bouncing. "Its good to meet you! I've never seen a creature like you in all of Equestria! And I should Know! I think I've been nearly Everywhere in Equestria! Except I hadn't been too Manehatten yet, I bet there are all kinds of parties there! Oh my Gosh! Is that where you're from? Is THAT was Manehattenites look like? No Wonder Applejack couldn't fit in! So Welcome to Ponyville! I'm sure its nothing like Manehatten"

Scott looked down at Twilight, Pinkie still talking, mentioning something about oatmeal. "Does this get normal?"

Twilight looked over at Pinkie who mid-sentence sneezed out confetti "i'll tell you when I know the answer" she said sighing.