Cover art by Iron Hooves. Availible for takedown upon request.

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I don't know what vile force decided to dump me on this planet without the courtesy of letting me change out of my PJs, but he/she/it had less than benevolent intentions. I came to that conclusion the moment I woke up next next to an irritable, jumbo-sized bird of prey by the name of Gilda.

The good news is that human doesn't seem to be on the local diet, Gilda's family are far more docile than her, and there may just be a shot at seeing Earth again if this world's magic is to be trusted.

The bad? Said chance at getting home is far too interested in picking my brains apart or otherwise using me up for comfort. Then there’s the small matter of the many crushing, stabbing, and get-blown-to-bits, hazards associated with a world full of mythical creatures. Oh, did I mention that I was allergic to the natives?

Seriously, if this is the cosmos' idea of entertainment, something's gone terribly wrong.

Vinyl Scratch and Neon Lights are the greatest DJs in Equestria, and ever since they first played at the same concert they have been the worst rivals. They argue and throw insults at each other every time they meet, something that their fans seem to approve and even emulate to some extent.

However, an earth pony cellist known as Octavia, Vinyl Scratch's roommate and best friend and an old friend of Neon Lights, suspects that they might not really hate each other, and actually believes there is something else behind their hatred. Unfortunately, whatever it is, only she knows, as not even Vinyl nor Neon seem to know.

I love waking up every morning to the sound of dishes being done. Especially when they are being cleaned with a DUBSTEP DISHWASHER!

Ever since I got trapped in Equestria, Vinyl Scratch has been my best friend and Marefriend. The fact that she is a friggin DJ makes her all the more cooler!!!

Warning: This story contains Wubs. If you are to Novice to handle the epixosity of the Wubness, then back out now!

Vinyl Scratch has spent her entire childhood being alienated and bullied because of her eyes. She felt alone; like there was nopony who cared. That all changed when she meets somepony just as alienated as her. And with a few kind words, she learns that what make you different, only makes you special.

Nightmare Moon returns and is hit once again with the Elements of Harmony rendering her a mischievous little filly.
Much to Nightmare Moon’s annoyance, Anon thinks she's cute as all hell and is the only one willing to put up with her antics and evil, so Celestia tasks him with reforming the bundle of misery and mischief.

Cover Image is by EvetsSteve, may he rest in peace.
Chapters 1-21 were converted into prose from my greentext stories with the help of Nav/WhatMustIDo

Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for some time now and Celestia thinks it is about time she had someone to care for her needs since she is too busy going places where the map knows where they are needed. So she hires one of the best butlers from an organisation called "True Valets", A butler company that only serves the best and is highly recommended among all who can afford it.

I wanted a normal life. I wanted nothing but talking ponies. Ponies? Yeah, I'm talking about girl things. But, my story is even cringe-worthier.

There is a sequel, and a threequel to this...

For the longest time, peace settled in New York City. Young Peter Parker, otherwise known as the Amazing Spider-Man, got a long, relaxing break. No goblins, no rhinos, no lizards. But this will all change, as it always does for Spider-Man. He must save the day again, but this time, things have changed. Dr. Octopus has created a universal traveling vortex, that can teleport any being to a new dimension. Spider-Man must seek the help of Madam Web to grab hold of the new land he has fallen to: Equestria.
Adventure, and Action will pursue.

Upon receiving a strange birthday gift from his grandfather, the peaceful life of an ordinary young human boy is changed forever when he is suddenly teleported straight to Equestria, where he encounters Princess Twilight and her friends and accidentally awakens an ancient evil. Now the boy known as Declan must aid his new friends in defeating this evil in order to get back home.

BTW this is a collab story with Word Worthy, plus Equestria Girls never happened, not that I have anything against it.

Covert Art done by _Vidz_

Name's Gilda. Ya know, me n Dash did a bunch of crazy stuff back at flight camp. I remember this one time when we... eh, maybe I should start at the beginning... how we met.

A continuation of Dash Eats Meat! (Reading not necessary)