Moonie shorts [Filly Nightmare Moon]

by Eighth

8 I need a hobby

You lean back into your chair after finishing the same book for the third time. As you stare at the ceiling, you realise you have no idea on what you should do next.

"I need a hobby," you say aloud to yourself.

"You filthy cheater!"

After the sudden outburst, Moonie storms out of her room and flops onto the couch with an irritated groan.

"Everything alright?"

"No. Mr Bearington has been cheating in chess."

You decide it's best not to question how she can lose to a stuffed bear let alone how he's able to cheat. Kids usually have an over-active imagination and Moonie is no different in that regard.

"Anon, I'm bored."

"Go shovel the snow off the footpath outside then."

"No, I don't want to."

"I guess you're not that bored then."

"You know, as your Queen, these menial labour tasks are your responsibility. I work very hard and you dare shovel a greater work load at me? It's like you don't even appreciate what I do around here."

You muffle a chuckle to make sure she doesn't hear or see you laughing. The last thing she needs is to discover that you find her rants like this, amusing. She'd never end.

"Moonie, do as you're told."

"I... I am the mistress of the night, darkness incarnate. My brilliant mind should be put to use ruling this feeble country and instead you want me to shovel snow?"

"The shovel is already outside for you."

With a grumble and a loud march, Moonie heads outside. Her rant however, is far from over. It doesn't take her long, magic speeds up the process of most jobs. You know exactly when she's finished because all you hear outside is her roaring cackle. Curious about what she's up to, you take a look outside where she's made a small fort on one side of the yard and made tiny snowponies on the other side.

"FIRE!"

She shouts again as she hurls snowballs directly at the snowponies. One hits the largest snowpony in the face, causing its head to fall off which sends Moonie into a laughing fit.
"Well, at least I'm not the only one who needs a hobby."

Comments

[Tatsurou]

Wonder what their hobbies will be?

This never fails to be adorable.

[Nemo101]

MOAR! :D

[Twi74r8934274]

...I have no words...the adorableness is too much...
*Passes out*

[Servant Phoenix]

4513695 Pressing the upvote multiple times results in toggling your single upvote on-off.

[Just another hoerse love]

Can Moonies hobby be mooning ponys and anons kicking stuff to move bitch

[RandomBlank]

Oh, silly Anon.
"Your majesty, it's time for your training session. You need to hone your precision and skill at using magic. You are required to be able to oppose both live enemies and the might of elements. in particular, today you will train opening the way to your army across snow-covered tundra. For our training purposes the footpath in front of the house provides perfect conditions for the training."

[thedarkitty]

Lots of lolz on this chapter. STILL TOO SHORT!

[Dustchu]

Heehehehe, perfection! This story is looking awesome, so awesome.
Good show.

[XerainTheBountyHunter]

*has a heart attack in the distance even without a heart*

[LucarioFan2066]

7857212 So somepony (i.e. Nightfilly Moon) attacked your heart? Or did your heart attack somepony?
There's numerous ways to interpret 'heart attack', after all.

[rebelwulf00]

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!

[The Hermit]

Aaaaand my heart is now ash... Great.

[Luckyfanisaac]

head to fall off which sends Moonie into a laughing fit.
(New paragraph)
"Well, at least I'm not the only one who needs a hobby."