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I love waking up every morning to the sound of dishes being done. Especially when they are being cleaned with a DUBSTEP DISHWASHER!

Ever since I got trapped in Equestria, Vinyl Scratch has been my best friend and Marefriend. The fact that she is a friggin DJ makes her all the more cooler!!!

Warning: This story contains Wubs. If you are to Novice to handle the epixosity of the Wubness, then back out now!

Chapters (7)
Comments ( 45 )

as of now, this just seems like self-insert fic :ajsleepy:. now im wondering how you'll make it stand out from all the others :rainbowhuh:, or if ya even can *insert dramatic music here*:trollestia:

vampony conspiracy vampony conspiracy vampony conspiracy vampony conspiracy vampony conspiracy :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiecrazy:

shit gonna go down

like it so far, keep up the good work! :pinkiehappy:

Wow that... That went from 0 to 100 REAL QUICK... Was i the only one silently screaming for vinyl too kick anons ASS?

6613506 Ya know, the same train of thoughts went through my head during all of it XD

I wanted to make her kick his ass, but I would feel bad for him after...

Doesn't stop me next time though! :pinkiecrazy: :scootangel:

6613550 Thaaaaank yooooooou brooooooo :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiecrazy: (and its been too long since we last chatted bro)

That was really good. Benny hill did made this go really well. Dame Vinyl, going nuts like that you need to be a strong kind of guy to handle that kind of nuts.:rainbowlaugh:

I can't stop laughing.

Yeah it's Treble Clef here, just wanted to say that PyraFlare is on the ground laughing right now

Luna is so rambunctious in fanfics, and it cracks me up every time!

OK loxart... dont mess first impressions up... ummmm...

Luna does whatever she wants solely because:

Good chapter. I like it.

And there we have it folks, the DJ known as DJPon3, also known as Vinyl Wubzer Scratch, has just broken a force-field that was held strong by about 28 unicorns but still was weak enough for a dentist hating DJ to break through without any trouble whatsoever. Well at least she is just standing there staring at me with utter hate and despise in stead of doing anything remotely crazy. It seems she is starting to come to her senses and is ready to give in and go get her teeth checked up.

maybe that was a little bit overdone.

Not sure what to think about it, it is not bad, but not what I was looking for, but I give it a fair chance.

Man he puts up with a LOT of abuse doesn't he? :rainbowderp:

*anon rag doll mode activated* Have fun Luna and vinyl!!


Women, if they aren't hurting each other they're hurting you

why is your Octavia brown and not grey?

6682615 Really? She's grey? I honestly can't see darker colors well and naturally assume. Since Tavi is a darker color, I guess I went with my thoughts. Thank you for the confirmation! :pinkiehappy:

6683105 eh no big deal ya could have just said your Tavie is brown and just dyed herself grey to look nice for shows

As Pinkie was in her room at her desk working on her next partly plans, her Pinkie senses were going out. Looking out the window she saw Anon flaying though Ponyville.

"YYYYeeeeaaaah, looks like somepony is having FUN . . . I want to join." Said a very happy Pinkie with her trade mark pinkie smile:pinkiehappy:.

it is a like sad, but still good. and yea a new chapter.

7123343 1) The username is AMAZING
3) Thank you for your comment :)

7123595 welcome and honored. got the picture off of Facebook.

Damnit I just got rid of my feels when this showed up! Now they're back!

7125048 Its not over yet. WE STILL GOT THE FINALE TO GO!

I do believe anon miiiight either be stupidly, blindly, in love, or a masochist.

He should have said "Dubstep isn't real music." Say that around any rabid fan of any musical genre and you'll get beaten. Especially Rap and/or Dubstep fans. :ajsmug:

7202929 I know...

Trust me

*Rubbing bruised side from 2 yeas ago*

I know...

amazing, that's all I can say, amazing, truly amazing
keep going

Honestly when I first see Vinyl talk in this I hear Jessi's voice in my head

Waitwaitwait... the dude mixed and mastered a tune in under an hour? That's nothing short of superhuman! The fastest I've ever put out a song (from conception to music video completion) is six hours, and that was a pretty simple song! I've easily spent 10-15 hours on some of my songs!

Rap isn't music...

...it's poetry. :rainbowlaugh:

Not really. Rap is a vocal technique like singing and screaming. Rap is to hip-hop like growling is to metal.
Music lyrics should always be a form of poetry. Otherwise you end up with shit like "Baby" from Justin Beiber, or Lil Wayne's "A Milli."

Wait, that's it? Ah, oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

Dont jump to conclusions, as I did just come back good sir

Dude, I was joking. In all honesty, I can't stand rap music, but it has its place in the music world, and I respect that.

Oh, I know you were joking. I was anti-joking. :trollestia:

"HA!" Vinyl blurts out, causing Luna to grow at her.



But this isn't even the worst it gets. We had to call CELESTIA to help clean up the mess Vinyl made of the town last time! And let me tell you, she was freaking pissed at what Vinyl had done. She had set fire to everything somehow. EVEN THE FRIGGIN LAKE! I mean, sure, she can be a pyromaniac like normal crazy ponies, but if you can set fire to water, you are either A) Discord, B) Sweetie Belle or C) God. This unicorn does not joke around when it comes to her teeth and their safety.

D) Have chlorum
E) Just pour something flammable into water

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