(If you have no clue who or what Spider-Man is, please for the love of Celestia check this out: Marvel's Spider-Man)
Spiderman: Edge of Equestria
It was a regular old day in New York City. The sky was a stingy blue, skyscrapers stood tall and clean, and jets blasted overhead. All was so peaceful. A young man, Peter Parker, whom has an alternate name and lifestyle of fighting crime and kicking butt. Spider-Man! The abilities to stick to walls, spin organic webs, and super strength.
"Uh, excuse me? I believe the technical term is called 'Stick 'em' Powers."
Anyways; Peter has been Spider-Man for around two years now, and ever since he had that Spider-bite, his life had been changed. Today, will be another one of those rare occasions that he will never forget, a trip to Equestria.
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"Parker! Get in here!" A man at the desk yelled from a distant room. He had a scratchy voice, and one that would grow to be annoying.
"Yes Mr. Jameson?" Peter ran into the room, and ended his conversation with the secretary.
"I want more pictures of Spider-Man! The one's you took today we're crap!"
"Uh, ok. I don't know if Spider-Man is out today. It's been pretty clear since this morning."
"He's probably out somewhere, robbing a bank! Go on! Go get photos!"
"Jonah, I told you a hundred times! He's not the enemy!" Said Jameson's head editor, Robbie. He was a tall, good-willed, black man who stood in dignity and looked up to Spider-man for his talents and heroism.
"I don't pay you to kiss his ass, Robbie! Now go back to work!" Jonah got up from his desk and looked out the giant, glass window. He puffed on his large, expensive cigar. "Parker, if you don't... Parker?" He noticed Peter had left the room during his delightful conversation with Robbie. He turned back to look out the window once more, and his gaze met a blue and red spandex-wearing man, swinging on webbing. "There he is! Parker get back in here!"
Peter had other plans in mind other than to take pictures of himself during swinging. It never got his good side anyways. "I'll just have to find a problem, and fix it like I always do! Now where's a purse snatcher when you need one?" He thought, swinging around dark allies. Not a scream or yelp to be heard.
"Hmm, what to do. What- To do. Maybe I can go... Or maybe... Um... I never actually found myself looking for bad guys." He landed on a building top, and paced around a bit. "Pictures... Of myself. How could this be any more difficult? I could just make up stuff, and not show what I'm attacking." No more ideas came to head for Peter.
Just as he was giving up, and taking off his Spider-wear, distant cries could be heard from below the complex he was on. "Bingo!" He yelled, snatching his suit up in a hurry. He crawled down, and entered the building through the vents. As he came to a halt, a single vent hatch was in his way. Quickly tearing it off, he sprung down and landed with a soft thump. The wood floor was no match for his adhesive limbs, and he chuckled at the "Caution: Slippery Floor" sign. Dulling the distraction, he focused his Spider-Sense and noticed that one of his arch nemesis(es), Doctor Octopus, was stealing from a vault. The screaming was coming from outside the large, iron bolted doors. A single women, the cashier, stood in terror.
Spider-Man web-zipped the young woman to him, and told her to get out of the building, as the fight would be brought to epic proportions.
Continuing his search for Doc-Oc, he bolted straight into the vault area, and a large beam was met to his face, but easily dodged due to his Spider-Sense.
"So we meet again, Spider-man!" Dr. Octopus said, with a toothy grin.
"What's up doc?" Joked Spidey, slinging his webbing to dodge the bags of golden coins the enemy threw at him.
"Working on my newest creation: how to kill a spider!"
Doc-Oc kept tossing coin bags, but Spider-Man kept dodging them back. He spurt out a small mist of webbing, and it materialized on a bag, creating a web line straight to his wrist. He slung it straight into Doc's face, knocking him down. This was Spider-Man's advantage point, to attack the enemy at hand. He jumped onto Doc's chest and repeatedly punched him in the jaw. With his Spider-Strength, he could easily kill a human with one fatal blow at full strength. He had to lessen his punches, so it couldn't potentially kill the attacker, but wound him enough to go to jail. A few jabs in the side, and with a mean left hook; Spider-Man beat down Doctor Octopus without a sweat. It became a regular thing to beat villains like this.
Dazed, Doc was mumbling his plans under consciousness.
"Money, yes. Teleport. Science."
"What are you up to?" Spider-Man questioned to the unconscious villain.
The police arrived late, as usual. Traffic makes it hard for them to navigate around the city quickly. Peter didn't blame them, he was just happy he got some good photos while fighting. He thought to himself about what Doc-Oc was saying. Teleporter? Is he planning to make some sort of telepathic device? What it's worth, things may get interesting.
*Authors Note: This is by far, like any of my stories. It is not a reboot of Spider-Mane. For it's another Human in Equestria, but I make that human SPIDER-MAN! I get all my jokes and info from past Marvel Cartoons, Comics, and others. Please let me state: I do not own Spider-Man or Marvel Franchise in anyway possible. All characters are MARVEL. -Kapu0*
Keep going.
79911 Lol I already have the next 2 chapters done!
go on. ima enjoy this.
and i feel sorry for the poor sap who doesnt know about spiderman...
Who WOULDN'T know Spider Man?! you don't need that, i don't think those people have electricity. Now then, this is quite good, but Peter changes faster then Superman.... That kinda scares me...
By Celestia's mane! Just don't make him anything like those awlful spiderman movies! YUCK! Emo parker ForTheFAIL!
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:3 so we meet again spider man whats up
Ponies... and spider man... well. I think you may be onto something here.
Cool concept bro! Gonna keep reading
Btw, don't hang me up on this seeing as I'm no scientist, but isn't "telepathic" like "mind-reading"? I don't think that was the word you were looking for mate
-Glassed
I eagerly press the "next chapter" button, waiting for the awesomeness and laughter that I know will be inevitable...
But, and I hate to say it, this chapter was worded quite awkwardly, most of the time... And, repeating what Glassed said: You meant to say "teleportation", not "telepathic"
I shall rate this... FOUR AND A HALF STARS... SOMEHOW.
hm.. my favorite superhero with ponies....
why dose this remind me of the spider-man cartoon from 1994 oh ya BECAUSE IT TO ME IS ALMOST EXACLTY LIKE IT!
Oh thank God. I'm not the only one who likes spiderman.114644
I think you have Spider-Man confused with Deadpool. Let me explain. One of these can break the fourth wall. One of these cannot break the fourth wall. Unless the narrator just happens to be Madame Web, then Spider-Man just broke the fourth wall, which he cannot do. The only Marvel Superhero that can do this is DEADPOOL. Sorry. Just had to point that out before continuing the story. Otherwise it was going to drive me insane.
This should be "I want more pictures of Spider-Man! The ones you took today were crap!"
So, I noticed 2 screw-ups here.
1) spider-man has web shooters, not organic webbing
2) spidey has found himself in a situation where he was looking for things to go wrong.
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1, I believe there are some versions of him that have organic webbing 2, you are right he has looked for trouble before but keep in mind this Spider-Man is only 2 years into the superhero game so maybe he doesn't have those experiences
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Isn't Spider-Man the most popular superhero of all time?