Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

You can't see the forest...

The man without a plan.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

From the depths of /mlp/, one man decided that he wanted to write. With a sweep of his pen, stories flowed from his hands like liquid gold, and his genius shined. And then there was also Lunaguy.

Starting a thing: https://subscribestar.adult/obscureproductions

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Just your average albino 'sus with a passion for writing and a knack for procrastination! Feel free to hang around and give the stories a read, leave a comment, or just shoot me a PM and we can chat.

An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

Does this look infected to you?

Navypony is a submariner in the US Navy, but he earns his name for his understanding and love of ships and shipping. Yes, that's shipping ponies.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

Ah, the mighty bio box. So we meet again. You will rue the day you dared show your blank canvas around these parts! I will--wait, what do you mean you're already exhausted? Don't you dare run out of--

space is a waste

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

A lonely pony amidst the darkness, ever longing for companions to share the night with.

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“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?