Overall cool gal and Dr Pepper addict

Dolphin Mad Scientist. Also, respect trans people.

Howdy howdy howdy! Long time lurker finally writing dumb dorky wholesome silly pony stuff after a bazillion years of thinking about it. Hope you like <3

I am but a simple brony who loves everything My little pony FIM

Forget not that I am a derp.

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If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

just another golden hour cryptid getting through life one crunchy-witch-hippie story at a time

The world is full of strange people. I'm one of them.

"Friendship" is a magical-class noun.

I am fuelled by tea and hate. Ko-Fi.

Made from 100% potato.

I miiiiiight be just a teensy bit too obsessed with Twilight >:3

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

For them, a dream. Like thousands of other dreams. For you, a story. Like thousands of other stories.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Student, Author, and Programmer. Want to support? Check out my Patreon! Or grab a hardcover: here!

It seemed sexy at the time. Kofi

Just a pon who likes writing.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I sit here to smug at you, but not by choice

I like reading and writing sinister and macabre stories because I find them deeply cathartic. If you do, as well, then you're in the right place.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok, Ao3, and on Mario Kart (ΩLibrarian)! Now with added Ko-Fi!

Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life. Ko-Fi page

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

Dreams are where limits die.

I'm just some dork who writes stories, some of it totally shameless smut about dork and some of it not totally shameless smut, but probably still about dorks.

Long time Brony, Gamemaster and Gamer.

We'll write or draw anything for you. Even wholesome, consensual cuddle-sex. If we have to.

“You found it offensive, I found it funny, that why I’m happier than you”

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

🖤 i eat children 🖤