dirty AiE heathen

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

All these moments will be lost, like tears in the rain.

"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

Peekaboom.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

O.F.P.

Remedy, She/Her, writing bad fanfics since 2011 and not stopping anytime soon.

So slide over here and give me a moment, Your moves are so raw, I've got to let you know... I've got to let you know... ♫♫♫

Are you a Rebel?

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Gettin quixotic up in here

*blushes and then hides behind a bush*

'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Wanted for writing and crimes against humanity. Mostly writing...

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

The artist you've never heard of.

This page is a sanctuary for all AppleJack fans. Forget all who praise Rarity, Rainbow, Pinkie, Fluttershy and Twilight. I welcome all who love AppleJack.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

Run, John, run, the law commands, but gives me neither feet nor hands; better news the Gospel brings, it bids me fly and gives me wings. ~John Bunyan

time to get off this furry boat

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

who me

space is a waste

Just your average albino 'sus with a passion for writing and a knack for procrastination! Feel free to hang around and give the stories a read, leave a comment, or just shoot me a PM and we can chat.

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George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

they/them

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