The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Just a guy who loves to write stories. I hope you enjoy some of them.

"The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal."

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

What a beautiful Sunset.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Too much to write; too little time

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

I have been known to put a jabroni or two through a table.

I'm pretty sure words go in here somewhere...

Just living the Canadian life. So cold, so very cold.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

A writer that hates math as much as he loves writing.

*SPOILERS* ;)

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

hi

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I don't know what I'm doing here.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

I'm a simple person with simple tastes. I may not be quite "all there" but I appreciate the small things in life and find no end of amusement from the stupidest of stuff. Also, I love reading. Alot.

I am just a pony, for a pony is all I can be.

I'm not a unicorn what are you talking about don't do that stahp ahh!

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

What is there to say? I write fanfics about colourful talking horses, and you're probably here to read them.

No longer relevant.

A Hobo who enjoys fine pony prose with his moonshine and shotgun.

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I'm an acorn who thinks he's a tree.

Bout time I updated my Bio. I'm PieDisliker, I have ideas pop up in my head all the time but only my favorites make it out there in words. Hope you enjoy what I can create.

Me and my horse porn never existed.

The beauty of thought. The infinity there. Nowhere is as near as I to anywhere. Everywhere is the same from some point in thought and the same point is in some thought from everywhere. ~ Sun Ra