Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

I'm not dead yet

It runs on the hopes and dreams of orphans. It goes fast.

And so I sit, alone with the dark and the quiet, treading the secret corridors of my mind & soul and always discovering the oddest things. . . .

Applejack is best pony~~

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

Why hello there...

From the depths of /mlp/, one man decided that he wanted to write. With a sweep of his pen, stories flowed from his hands like liquid gold, and his genius shined. And then there was also Lunaguy.

Chaos Lord of Never Finishing Chapters

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

What to do with my life now

We grow 'em big!

My favorites are cute things and video games! Praying for a cuter future!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

A clopfic author.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Something-something horse narrations.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

The one German who is lazy for real.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.