Alright, I know it is a little presumptuous of me to send this to all you readers, but think of it this way, the sooner I solve this the sooner the next chapter'll be written.

Anyhoo, I'm looking for someone who is fluent in Greek and can translate it phonetically into English. Preferably, ancient Greek, hence the question about the classics. I know that's a little much to ask, so contemporary Greek will be fine too. But like I said ancient would be preferable.

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So, I haz returned!

Yes, I have returned from my vacation and now will be able to get back to that whole writing craze. One notable moment of my trip I thought I'd share was my visit to the Japan Expo in Pairs. Apparently the largest Comic-Con-ish expo of it's kind in Europe. I was able to meet other bronies face to face there for the first time in my life. Aside from being awesome, I was a little bit disappointed to learn that French bronies do not recognize Fleur-de-Lis as their mascot.

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Wow, it's been a while since I've written one of these. Not gonna lie, it feels nice being able to stretch my metaphorical legs and write something where I can really express the cognitive workings of my psyche...

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...so...uh...anyone here a fan of Venture Bros?

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So I go to Brazil for the weekend, expecting to come back to some story updates, maybe a few notifications, but what do I get instead?

The whole sites been updated!!!

Seriously though, you should have seen me trying to figure out how to log out on the hotel's computer. I was terrified that someone was going to go on FimFiction and start screwing with my account. Not likely, I know, but keeping your account logged on on a public computer is not a pleasant thing.

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I think the title says it all.
If you are interested in editing/pre-reading MIA, please leave a message or send me a PM.
Prior experience would be appreciated.

Damn, I was hoping to get out the next chapter before the end of February. But lo and behold, February had to be a real prick and just have twenty eight days; go fuck yourself, February. Anyways, so far the next chapter has about 6,000 words. It will not exceed 8,000 (hopefully). For reason that will become apparent, it will be dubbed a bonus chapter, and will have little (although some) events important to the main story. We will return to the main plot in the chapter after and believe me,

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...Or, There Are, Like, a Million Fucking Songs!!!

I don't like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

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Alright, you guys got me feeling guilty for not updating the story in a while. YOU BASTARDS!!!

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Whelp, it sure has been a while, eh? I mean, three months to release one chapter, damn. Ah well, but at least I made up for it by releasing the longest chapter so far (you guys better be freaking gratefull, this chapter was a god-damned nightmare!).

In any case, I am neither dead nor cancelling the story. MIA shall be completed...someday. I was going to release it last week, but I had to travel to Buenos Aires this weekend to watch a Kings of Leon concert...

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So...its my birthday.

18 years old, wow. How the time rolls by. Thank god for Uruguay, or anywhere that isn't the States really (sorry America), now can drink legally. Not that it mattered much what with how little they care about under aged drinking here in the first place, but still, it's the thought that counts.

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