I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Teenager, brony, special effects designer.

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

Why the name? FMA is awesome. Why the avatar? I like One Piece even more. Welcome to my page and enjoy the stories!

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!

"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

I'm perfectly normal. Who told you I was crazy? Not me. Cuz I'm totally not, ya hear? I'M NOT!!! Oh, and I write stuff, which you should check out. ... ...you all made me this way... ...

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Tired always.

Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

You're stupid pretty. I'm pretty stupid.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

There is beauty in the way of things.

This is a bio. Fear me. Also, ponies. That is all.

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't