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Meet the new Potato King, same as the old Potato King.

After three weeks after my old laptop just blinked off, I have returned from the dead. In my absence, the peasants have grown bolder and have dared to raise their voices! Fear not, I shall subdue their rabblery. I shall also keep poking Handyman with a stick in the hopes of getting a chapter from him, while also working on Truekry's new chapters that he coincidentally began churning out after my brief absence.

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How the heck did this happen?!

Let's see now:

Bad Mondays - 498,232 words
My Little Pony - Journey - 411,616 words
The Precious Life - Nightmare - 230,206 words words

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Howdy, ladies and gentlemen. Yep, this is my first blog. Well, the first that will actually stay up in any case. The first one that is no longer here, fortunately for everyone, involved me rambling incoherently, regaling an empty room about my experiences of the last time I had ended up in the hospital. After all, no one wants to hear about me being bodily lifted by a three hundred pound nurse for a sponge bath while delusional with fever, right?

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