I Just Did the Math and Realized I've Edited/Proofread Over 2 Million Words

How the heck did this happen?!

Let's see now:

Bad Mondays - 498,232 words
My Little Pony - Journey - 411,616 words
The Precious Life - Nightmare - 230,206 words words
Contact - 214,851 words
Gladiator - 200,000 words (approx)
Stairway to Equestria - 155,000 words (approx)
The Missionary - 109,381 words
Bloodsong - 72,890 words
The Winds of Redemption - 76,008 words
The Impossible - 35,985 words
Broken Roads - 9,853 words
More than Your Best - 7,793 words
A Mother's Love Never Dies - 6,687 words
Ten Carriage Guns - 6,233 words
Nightmare Night Lunacy - 4,815 words
Pebble - 3,347 words
What Now - 1,109 words

Grand Total: 2,044,006 words.......

Because, you know, that sinking feeling of realizing you've put a lot of time into this shtick

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WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!

And I'm sure there's a few that I've left out as well. Should start charging. Having to deal with Irishmen, Germans, Americans... Nahh, I'm done. I need my bed.

or a drink... or two... or the whole damn bottle

Comments

[Handyman]

Is it a good pain, JBL?

[JBL]

3076085 Y u do dis, Hundymun?

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[Gron]

Replace it with a laptop and you have your average day?
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[JBL]

3076108 Oh... My... God! I've become a German!!!! Noooooooooooooo!