I like booty, white fur, and fucking bitches. Not white fur bitches, cause those don't exist. And don't insinuate they do, or I'll kill you.

*cough*"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"*cough*

I have done nothing productive all day. I have a Ko-Fi now!

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?