Retired, but I still check in.

Politicians prey on the vulnerable, the disadvantaged and those with an infantile sense of pride in a romanticised national identity which was fabricated by a small to mid-sized advertising agency.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I am not a writer, I am someone who writes. Her name is Derpy Hooves. Han shot first. Applejack is best pony, but Rarity has some of the best lines. I do ride motorcycles. Keep the shiny side up!

A Swede wrestling with the English language.

Short bio? Male, British, 24 years old, Psychology graduate. ATF isn't cancelled, but don't wait around for an update, it'll take a long time (even longer than it already has been, most likely).

Stories about families, friends, the past, the present, the future, the science of magic and the magic of science.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

It's not getting from A to B. It's not the beginning or the destination that counts. It's the ride in between that matters

(Insert witty comment here)

"A world without friendship is a lonely world indeed."

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

Warning: Corrosive

Death of conversation

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

One of the few Bronies in the Army, I decided to try my hand at writing down my ideas. It's been over 4 years now, and I found that I enjoy this.

I had a great time, but sadly, I'm not really interested in writing pony fics anymore. It's been a wild ride. Keep on being amazing, folks.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

Sometimes I write words but mostly I just sit around like a big sack of meat and read.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

It's like going through shit hoping to find a nugget. A gold nugget.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.