Elevator to the moon, whistlin' our favorite tune, tryin' to get a close up view.

It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

I will follow you all

I like ponies. Yup.

I'm a simple man. I enjoy paintball, reading, video games, and being in the military. Wow. That's depressingly short.

Nothing to see, Just Bacon.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Yes, always.

I'm just here for Horse Words

I'm actually a mop.