Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Warning: Corrosive

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

time is a crime

space is a waste

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!