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My Name translates into Sapling River, so don't be surprise what my OC's name is ;)

Writing for the fun of it.

Just trying to be better.

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

Biological organism known as a human

"I hate many things on our Godforsaken earth, but above all else, I hate the nice words."

"You mean you're not all little girls??"

Math grad student; amateur and autodidact of all things nerdy; feel free to drop me a line!

I am a self-insert master and lover of Rainbow Dash.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

I'm kinda classic...

A web developer whose writing process occasionally looks like Pinkie's infamous Party Of One thanks to characters deciding to derail his fics when they feel they make more sense that way.

I'm kinda bad at comment's, and believe in Karma.

Big Sister is Watching You

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.

My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland, and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and I am therefor excused from saving any universes today.~HGttG

Just a mediocre writer and yuri fanatic. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/yuri_fanatic

Voice actor and writer.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

A Closet Brony (except online *wink*) Discord | Ko-fi

AIRPOD SHOTTY BOUTTA CATCH A BODY YOU LOOKIN KINDA SUSSY

Vini, Vidi, Volume Enim Mansi. (Translation: I came, I saw, I stayed for the stories.)

Facing tomorrow will always be scary... but we should be more afraid of clinging to the past.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

Urban Planner, TV Tropes contributer, and writer on the side.

"What we wish, we readily believe, and what we ourselves think, we imagine others think also." -Julius Caesar. TCP Discord is available. Please send a DM!

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/19)

Yes! I know that I have the transparent background on my profile pic, too lazy to change it, lol

Stories about families, friends, the past, the present, the future, the science of magic and the magic of science.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

Books, books, books, books, books, books, food, books, books, books...

I am a Youtuber I have a Twitter @1DoctorPony I have lots story's to tell and I want to write some stuff for you all to enjoy

as my name implies I'm a gryphon I like MLP fiction :) I like all kinds of pony tf from ponification to five score's nice slow tf hope you enjoy my work as much as I might enjoy yours

Well, it took me five and a half seasons and I'm finally dipping my toes into some brony waters! Wish me luck! *jumps through the portal, laptop tightly clutched*

Man, those were some good tacos.

I laik the Sun

*Insert some good quote here or joke, I dunno I'm bad at this*

I came, I saw, I got turned into a Brony. Tumblr link http://xeno-the-sharp-tongue.tumblr.com/

My Deviant art name is RaikouArtist, and I am starting to enter MLP fanfiction.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.